Shmuel "Shmuly" Tennenhaus – known affectionately around Jossip Worldwide as "Crazy Eyes – isn't just Bonnie Fuller's stalker. He's also quite the amateur book reviewer. A quick glance at his Amazon.com review page shows he's only got two books under his belt, but it's his discretion in chosen manuscripts that's the real personality indicator. His most recent review (June 7, 2005) was for Malcom Gladwell's Blink – "[Gladwell] also informs the reader that snap judgments are not merely relegated to NFL quarterbacks" – but it's his debut crit that really drew us in. That review was for Page Sixer Paula Froelich's it!: 9 Secrets of the Rich and Famous That'll Take You to the Top, which is currently ranked #153,434 on Amazon's best-seller list. Writes Tennenhaus:

I recommend this book to anyone who can read. If you can't read, then buy the audiocassette.

This book is more than just a beach companion because you can also read it in your house like I did. I plowed through the book like a farmer on speed. The contents were so engrossingly informative that I failed to notice that my building was on fire. Luckily I survived.

If you devour Page Six for breakfast, then you will absolutely love the book. If you don't voraciously read Page Six on a daily basis, it's about time you relocate to planet Earth.

Buy it so you can own a copy! Don't be cheap and wait for it to premiere on Cinemax.

Such elocution — it's a shame he's wasting it on domain names.