Shock magazine is back, and this time they aren't stealing war photos for their covers. No, this issue is chock full of "shocking" celebrity photos. Nicole Richie throwing soda, Carmen Electra scratching her crotch and walking around with a sweaty butt … the really juicy celeb picks you show your boyfriend to prove that Jessica Simpson isn't really hot when her boobs are sagging. From their e-mail on why we should look at their magazine.

This issue is all about celebs behaving badly – you may have seen the pics before, but not with Shock's commentary on some of the biggest gaffes of 06.

We didn't actually think anyone's celeb commentary could beat Pink Is The New Blog's but Shock is sure going to try. Look, they even put their entire issue online. And (scandal!) it's not Shock U.