Finally facing charges on Friday that he videotaped himself having sex with an underage girl, R. Kelly will be protected from the scathing media, which foolishly thinks it has a right to report on a public figure. Chicago area papers and the Associated Press filed emergency motions to unseal court records, but the Illinois Supreme Court has shot down their requests, which means that while you can find Kelly's sex tape (i.e. child porn) on the web, you won't be able to find out how he plans to defend himself in the public court system.