Unlike Lauren Conrad, who wanted to forgive—and forget—frenemy Heidi Montag, Roy Horn (not the peroxide blond) has truly made amends with Montecore, the gigantic white and black-striped quadruped who nearly cost him his life.*
According to the Associated Press, Horn is "convinced that Montecore sensed [he] was having a mini-stroke and was dragging him to safety, rather than attacking him. 'I hang out with my lifesaver,' Horn said." Even neater? There's talk of a revival act…a full-tilt, Vegas production starring Siegfried, Roy and (you guessed it!) the heroic Montecore.
When asked for her take on this exciting news, Steve Irwin's still-grieving widow turned to Roy Horn and scornfully remarked, "You're an idiot."
*But who, singlehandedly, taught us to authoritatively answer the question, "Which one's Roy?"
Editorial Director
Roy Horn, the one attacked by Montecore, is the dark haired maker of magic. The peroxide blond is Sigfried Fischbacher is the one who stands around with a flourish of his hands as if to say Ta Da!.