Sienna Miller can have it both ways: She can be the party girl and well-used Hollywood hole in real life, and in film! She's the leading lady of Steve Buscemi's Interview, which he directs and also stars. Sienna plays a soap opera starlet who's chased by the paparazzi, though she doesn't "see any similarities between me and [her character] Kayta at all, actually." Cute-ness, yes? So is her response to recent Google News headlines about her.

You’ve said the press treats you unfairly. Here are the nine most recent articles about you, courtesy of Google News.
Oh, no, I don’t want to know.

“Sienna Miller’s Love Affair With Wine.”
What?!

“Is Sienna Miller Too Skinny?,” “Knightley and Miller’s High-Calorie Curry Diet,” “Sienna Miller Dumped by James Burke,” “Sienna Miller Tags After Uninterested Jude Law,” “Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley Swap Parties for Board Games,” “Sienna Miller Tries to Bribe Barman,” “Fashion Disaster: Sienna Miller,” and “Sienna Miller’s F-Word Fury at the Paparazzi.”
Oh, God, it makes me feel sick.

Must be all that wine. And curry.

[NYM]