With all the illicit photos of Antonella Barba on the internet nowadays, it's easy to forget that this is actually a singing competition. You know, with actual judges, who have actual opinions on the whole NakedIdolGate controversy:

"I think it's disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures," he told PEOPLE at a Playboy Mansion party for the E! show The Girls Next Door and the launch of the new Ryan Seacrest-produced reality series Paradise City. "It's private property. I really, really have a problem with that – big problem."

Things Simon Cowell does not have a problem with:
• Googling pictures of Antonella Barba.
• Paula's reputation as "the drunk one."
• Hanging with a bunch of scantily clad Playboy models, and high-fiving the Hef on his way into the centerfolds-only jacuzzi.