Simon Dumenco, angry? Sure, he may lampoon Bonnie Fuller for speaking about “journalism” and spend his daysridiculing the entire glossy publishing industry, but angry?

His readers think so, which is why he’s put together a very Valentine’s Day appropriate (even if he doesn’t mention the timing) listicle of some of this favorite things: YouTube (better than Google Video), Filter Mini (because no matter how thin magazines are these days without ad pages, every book deserves a bite-size version), and Bla-Bla List (a free Web-based to-do list to remember all those things you have to do that actually involve spending money).

Not on the list: Carl Icahn (who leaves an acidic taste in any mouth that mentions him), QueerClick (which makes it tantalizingly hard not to sign up for gay porn), and David Lat (because any self-hating homophobe of ours is a self-hating homophobe of his).

AHHH …THE SIMPLE LIFE POST-MICROSOFT AND PARIS HILTON [Simon Dumenco, AdAge]