Since Britney Spears Is In The Process Of Losing Her Mind (And, Likely, Her Children) The Only Sensible Thing To Do Is Turn Our Attentions To The Suddenly Less Pitiable Lohan

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Lately, you've probably noticed that a bunch of high profile celebrity meltdowns have made Lindsay Lohan seem kinda, well, sane.

Not so, however.

The recently rehabillitated orange tartlet is already back on the party/club circuit, and now comes even more damning evidence that Linds has been hitting the bottle.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O — a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab.

The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub.

Steve-o. From Jackass. The guy who made a name for himself by stapling one (very delicate) part of his anatomy to another (very delicate) part of his anatomy.

The guy who proudly urinated on the red carpet and exposed himself on top of a crowded bar. The guy who bragged about masturbating next to Nicole Richie while she slept because even she refused to let him put his grubby paws on her.

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You know, we never thought we'd say this, but we almost** hope Linds is back off the wagon. Really, how else to explain the madness?

And, speaking of Lindsay, "Orange" you glad your name isn't Scott Storch? After all, he shelled out about $1 million in jewels for someone he thought was an easy lay, and then Linds decides she'd rather drive around town with a dude who habitually staples his scrotum.

Go figure.

**But not quite…

Feb 22, 2007 · posted by andrew · Link · Respond
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