Not a goof: There is definitely rumblings of a musical in the works for London's West End based on the life of Britain's most hunky footballer and his rise from obscurity to a trans-Atlantic celebrity athlete. Working title? David Beckham: Theatre of Dreams, which is exactly what we named our recurring nighttime fantasy. Oh, and Posh will def. be playing herself.

Sample lyrics? Sure!

You spin me around and point me in the wrong direction,
Always walking over me and putting me down, You treat me like a fool,
You know you have lost affection,
And I won’t play these mind games any more.

When someone makes a play about Perez for the New York Fringe Festival, the celebrimusical hybrid is inevitably the next thing.

[Telegraph]