Skinny Girls of the 'Not Appearing in a Blockbuster Film Out This Month' Variety Make the Cover of Vogue
You think Anna Wintour was going to let Portfolio steal the thunder at 4 Times Square this month? Uh, uh. That's why she stuck 10 skinny bitches on the cover who most Vogue readers won't recognize. That's because they're models. You know, those women whose bodies are a temple to couture and haven't seen the cover of an American fashion magazine for the better part of a decade? Yeah, them.
But before you run off to the newsstand, look before you leap … at the cover line. "The World's Next Top Models." That couldn't be a slight dig at Tyra Banks' reality show – the one Wintour turned down with a condescending nod – could it?
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Four of those women are Heather Graham.
Well done Anna!
LIke saying naoimi, linda, kate ,natalia , daria they will be known like that. Cant wait till i get it finally models people i can look up to im tired of seeing random starving fat bitches jennifer hudson that zellwellger bitch from chicago or whatever. Godamn i have a 24" waist Im 120 pounds 5'7". I want to see how clothes will look on me thank you Wintour
OMG Retailwhore . . . Four of them ARE Heather Graham!
Oh Puhlease Sasha. Quit trashing real women cuz men want to look at boobs and ass. You wanna see what clothes would look like on you, then just sling them over your broom and dustpan, voila. If we all wanted to puke until we were so skinny that our periods stop and our metabolism slows to that of a hibernating animal than you would be the "norm". Unfortunately for you, this is not the case and in reality you just look like a prepubesent boy. (I'd rather have a figure and actually get to have sex myself).
hey everybody, sasha's right:
pasty coat-hangers make GREAT models.
i'm still delighted to have boobs and an ass.
anna wintour is a strange one: http://peachmoonlimelights.blo.....onder.html
Sorry Sasha, you probably look just fine, but 120 and 5'7? Your BMI would be waaaay higher than the average model (that means that you are "fatter" than them–by a lot, not to mention you are much shorter) Looking at the clothes on the models wont give you any idea how they will look on you.
I'm thinking sasha's just joshing, since she is reading a semi-snarky site like jossip.
re retailwhore: I think FIVE of them are Heather Graham!
Wait, hold on. You people could understand what Sasha wrote? I'm over here wondering what the hell she just said. The only legible part was where she boasted about her weight and height. Girl may think she's skinny, but she couldn't put together a sentence if her 24" waist depended on it.
"That's why she stuck 10 skinny bitches on the cover who most Vogue readers won't recognize"
I would hope that most Vogue readers would be able to recognize the models on the cover. Hasn't Vogue been criticized constantly for always featuring actors on their covers? Finally, they put some girls who are in the fashion world, some well known already to those familiar with the fashion world and the people who are in it. Maybe this will give Vogue more credibility as a fashion magazine.
and people who don't know shit should really stop making comments… unless you're familiar with something don't post a comment because it makes you look stupid