And nobody invited her to Pacha?

We're still amazed that these papers try to make fun of people while looking like idiots themselves. Other identical attempts at wit include: "Sasha Slips" and "Sasha Settles for Silver." We also wonder if these little name rhymes only apply to ice athletes — anyone remember Betzky?

SASHA SLIPS INTO SILVER [New York Post]
Silver Sasha slips a smile [New York Daily News]