Hence you forget, Jennifer Lopez grew up on the block, and she and hubby Marc Anthony are prepared to throw down if you try and get in their biznatch. Even huge, thugged-out black men will end up sobbing their eyes out if they try to cross these lovers.

Tito Moses and Steven Wortman (they guy crying) obviously didn't know this when they allegedly attempted to blackmail J.Lo and Marc by stealing their wedding photos, trying to sell them, and then agreeing to give them back to the stars for $150,000. The photos were on the laptop, which was in the Cadillac, and the whole pot was stolen last October.

See, this is what happens when people get greedy. Celebrities don't care about possessions like cars and computers. All they care about is protecting their not-so-rare photos of JLo in a wedding dress, right? These guys could've driven away, caddy and laptop in tow, and Marc Anthony would probably have just blamed his chauffeur or something.

But, no. They just had to call Access Hollywood, try to make some money of the pics, and now, they're totally screwed. If you're going to try and sell stolen celebrity photos, at least be smart about it. Call Star.

J.LO VIDEO STING [Murray Weiss, NYP]