Yeah, probably both reasons are true, but more the latter. Everything you wrote about her is true. I'm sure there is much celebrating at the Digest/Weekly offices now (pizza lunch?! cupcakes?) - and among those who survived Hinsey and found better jobs elsewhere.

If you think I'm trouble, she made me look like Mr. Rogers in comparison!

Anna Devane? Nice, love that reference. So working there's a real-life soap opera, huh?

Not only was she hell on wheels with the staff she abused (I can't tell you HOW many good, talented individuals SOW and SOD chewed through over the years because no one could stand to work with her), but she was also persona-non-grata with half the soap world.

For every actor she would brag about being BFFs with (and she LOVES to name drop) there would be at least 2 who hated her and refused to work with her. Even half the actors she claimed as "friends" couldn't stand her, and talked about her behind her back. They only made nice to her for professional and political reasons because she was head of the soap mag. But she was too narcissistic to know - or care.

You are correct, Mr. Mustache. And yes, Scotty, kind of like a soap, except instead of fear being instilled by Gloria Monty's clicking heels, it was Hinsey's booming voice.

Every nasty story you ever heard about Carolyn is probably true. She drove out everyone at Digest or Weekly who had talent (you can't do that without support from the top, however).

The "Big C" — as some referred to her as — was an ABC gal; she didn't even know who Charita Bauer was when it came time to do a GL anniversary issue.

She had rules for herself and she had rules for her staff — totally the opposite.

She stomped around on one set, acting like the actors were all her BFFs. They weren't. One stood behind her waving his arms at a publicst as if to say "Get rid of her!"

She had/has an obsession with one actress on a top-rated soap and always wrote about her in flattering ways. She REFUSED to write about a recast once because she "took" her "friend's" job.

Ridiculous.

She was very sensitive about her weight and size. Somebody made an on-air crack about her girth once and that person was "dead to her."

And when it came to the Digest awards, she steamrolled over other editors' choices so she could get her "friends" on the ballot.

It WAS a real soap opera, but now the villain has been axed! that means no more apologizing for the big boss. won't that be exciting!

About damn time! She trashed Kendall beyond all imagination & reason & then made all kinds of over the top insidious remarks that were entirely inappropriate. Good riddance & don't let the door hit ya!

Oh, and if you don't agree with anything posted here, Carolyn, don't give it another thought.

Seriously.

It is, after all, ONLY OUR OPINION!!!

You people need to go out and try to remember where you left your lives. This shit is PATHETIC.

And, yet, Eric, here YOU are posting.

Care for a cookie, dear? There are a few left in the Digest conference room.

No, what's pathetic is how long it took for the PTB to sack that woman. I just never got why anyone would want a bulldog like her as the face, let alone voice, of the company!

Charita, are we fighting? :(

No, dear.

Good :)

I wasn't even going to comment, because after leaving Digest years ago because of the most evil woman who has ever lived on this planet — her name is Carolyn Hinsey, in case you didn't know it by now — I thought to myself: SHE WAS FIRED! KARMA HAS PREVAILED. WHY BOTHER TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS? THE WORLD IS NOW AT PEACE! But then I just had to shout it from the rooftops, to let others who have shared my grief know that they are not alone. I could write a novella (as I'm share we all can) at the humiliation most of us felt because she was so insecure about her gargantuan size that she felt the need to treat us like dirt on the floor. I don't even care that these might be run-on sentences. I am typing so fast at the exhiliration I am feeling today that after all these years, justice has been served. Granted, years and years and years too late — oh, Lynn Leahey and her blind eyes; nothing like wanting to come out looking like the good cop when everyone knew differently — but justice nonetheless. And if anyone comments disputing anything I've just said, it's just because they've been brainwashed to think that Ms. Hinsey actually has a career in journalism ahead of her and may just get them a job! A job at Blondie's perhaps, where I'm sure the wait staff hates her as well.

HateCarolynSoMuch, now's a good a time as any to point out that Carolyn's an owner or part owner of "Blondie's" bar and she would often promote the place in Weekly — but I don't think she ever mentioned the conflict of interest.

The least of her sins.

And you're right about Leahey's blurred vision. No teacher can abuse the student body if the principal's not looking the other way.

Lynn Leahey is as much or even more to blame for Hinsey's treatment of others because Lynn Leahey ALLOWED IT with WIDE OPEN EYES!!!!!!!!! She should be the next to be shown the door!!!

I'll always remember, back in the days when the SOD offices were in Chelsea, Ms. Hinsey would actually ride the elevator with her checkbook open, not even balancing it, so we could all see the tens of thousand of dollars listed. Pathetic.

Being someone who has a job, and I'm assuming you all do to, maybe you shouldn't hold on to so much hostility for someone who is not even in your life anymore. And don't talk about Lynn. Thats a fine, fine lady and I just can't have it.

P.S - I love you all.

Karma is a BITCH … so is Hinsey!!

Eric, I take it you've never worked for Lynn or Carolyn, have you?

Keep an open mind.

Eric, are you my longlost son?

The article was right. Carolyn was a tyrant and a bully. Eric, I assume you had a good working relationship with her, which I respect, but please respect the fact that 99.99% of those who worked with/for her did NOT, and through absolutely NO fault of their own.

Her hostility and rage caused more staffers to pop xanax and go into therapy. It was a crime how she was allowed and enabled to literally give people ulcers and panic attacks. She should have been handled YEARS ago….that is the real travesty.

Oh, you are so wrong, Eric. Carolyn IS in my life. Every now and then, I will have a NIGHTMARE — truly — about her. I wake up sweating at the thought that I actually came in contact with her again. I actually dream sometimes that I am back at Digest and she is torturing me once morea. As for Lynn, if you think she's a fine, fine lady, please find someone to help you with that wool that seems to be over your eyes. But on another note: What scares me is that knowing Carolyn as I did, she is probably reading these posts. And unlike most of us — with hearts and souls — who would shudder if these horrific things were said about them, Carolyn is most likely smiling.

Maybe she can finally get her dream job with the FDNY …

OF COURSE if she trashed the Queen Kendull then she should be gone.GOD FORBID someone speaks out against Queen Kendull.

It's not like we have world peace now that she's been fired, people are making TOO MUCH out of it.

Actually, Wicked, I worked for both of them.

Cesar - Daddy? The thing is, I don't ever see letting ANYONE drive me in to therapy or having a panic attack. I'm the master of my domain.

RotInHell, you're right about her fondness for fireman.

She wrote favorably about Victor giving Nikki the 'fireman's carry' up the stairs one time as the mustache literally swept Nikki off her feet.

It'd take the whole team at Ladder 49 to do that to her.

Anyone want to guess that Eric Faisons real initials are ML?

Hey Wicked, I think Hinsey has already DONE the entire team at Ladder 49

Tuck, if by ML you mean EF, your totally right.

Eric, if you worked for both of them name some nice things that either of them did for people?

Can you explain the mass exodus of editors who've left those magazines over the years?

Clearly, we've all had different experiences than you have.

I can respect that you had a different encouter, but please don't deny what the rest of us experienced.

Uh, they gave me a job. I thought that was REALLY nice.

Lynn is as much to blame for the years of misery and damage
Carolyn inflicted on people and the magazines. Criminal.

Eric couldn't have been an editor. In his last post, his use of your should have been you're.

I know for a fact Eric worked at Digest/Weekly. I did as well for many years before moving on by my own volition.
CH was polarizing to say the least. That said, if she liked you all was fine in the world. She was fair and friendly to those she liked. I was fortunate enough to say she liked me. It wasn't a horrible place all the time.

HA HA HA HA!!!! hatescarolynsomuch, your my kind of people.

Please spread the word to any colleagues who may have worked with Carolyn and Lynn. There could very well be a record number of horrific tales of mistreatment of employees by these two by day's end.

Eric, i just don't believe you've never seen an email from CH in your cue and thought, as your shoulders inched closer to your ears, "Ah, shiat, what abuse awaits me now?" Frankly, I'd never let anyone drive me to therapy either and am positive to a fault. I would normally be HORRIFIED by this rant-a-thon, but not this time. Because what kind of boss regularly has staff members crying? Or screaming? Or HIDING! and likes it? what kind of editor is the ONLY person on staff that doesn't bother even emailing,let alone calling, to say goodbye to a great employee who is leaving?

and what kind of boss of bosses allowed this woman to spread her reign of horror over an entire industry?

I'm sorry, I support this rant. and i support this axing!

That BITCH Editor at SOD also treats that staff like SHIT … however she uses her 2 dozen baked cupcakes as a smoke-screen for how "nice" she is … BARF!!!

I love a good rant just as much as the next guy. The minute you boss is making you scream or cry, its time to rethink you situation. Not to make light of anyones pain, but where would you hide? That's hardcore.

I'm behind Eric 110%. C had her moments as we have all experienced first hand, but she was cool to me.

RotInHell, you have taken it too far. Those cupcakes are AMAZING!!!

I agree. You have taken it too far. The cupcakes are so damn good. They are amazing.

Dear Readers,

It's always a great release when a soap opera villain or villainess gets what's coming to them! Remember Roger Thorpe falling to (what we thought) was his death on GL? How about when Marlena pumped lead into Stefano on DAYS? Or when DALLAS' Jamie Ewing smashed a whipped cream dessert into Cliff Barnes' face for being such an ass?

Well, someone at Soap Opera Weekly got her 'just desserts' today! The company canned Carolyn Hinsey, known to readers as the writer of the popular "It's Only My Opinion" column and to current and past editors of SOD and SPW as "that crazy bitch, who's ruining my life."

This non-sweeps moment caught many by surprise. (Especially Carolyn!)But not me. Now, ingenues that weigh under 175 lbs. will get a break in the magazine and head writers and network executives won't live in fear that their assistants will buzz them and say, "It's Carolyn. She wants to have drinks at Blondie's!"

Alas, Roger and Cliff are gone now, but perhaps someday Carolyn, like Stefano, will come bursting out of Marlena's amoire and scare the shit out of all of us!

In the meantime, dear readers, savor this moment, and turn to crinkly page 118 and read our answer to a question about how many actors played SANTA BARBARA's C.C. Capwell. (Two friends have a steak dinner riding on it!)

The answer may surprise you (Lloyd Bochner?) But, fortunately, there was only one Carolyn!

"Lynn L."
Editorial Director

::mumble stutter pause:: she….was…ok yaKnoWhatI uhhh mean.

She is a pig and a hack. Good riddance!

Carolyn must be thrilled to know that several former Digest and Weekly employees are currently planning a celebratory lunch in her honor…or should I say her disgrace. To recap the horrors of knowing the most vile human ever born over some nice Pinot Grigio is a date I am so looking forward to!

Come on, Carolyn haters! Find your former colleagues. After years of living her life as the most evil, most hated woman in all the world, we can't stop now. There must be years and years of stories of torment to tell!

I hope this isn't true. I think she is a good soap journalist and I always enjoyed reading her columns and interviews, even when I disagreed with her.

P.S. Some of the comments here are nasty. What does her weight have to do with it? If she is truly as evil as people here claim, why sink to that level? It makes you just as bad in my opinion.

Regards,
Mary

Didn't she get into a shoving match at the Weekly with someone in art? "You wanna piece of me?"

Sadddam Hussein was angelic compared to CH

No one referred to her weight at all. I'm quite sure that she is the proper weight for her 11 foot height!

Mary (#50) it's ALL true.

Not many are taking swipes are her ability to write — no one ran a transcript better with an intro and a closing better than Carolyn.

Seriously, we are people who worked with/for her and we're saying she was a horrible, horrible person/boss.

You little sluts should count your blessings that none of you work in fashion.

I found this on the Daytime Confidential board. Seems as those some of the Weekly readers hated Carolyn as much as some of the current and former staff:

http://www.daytimeconfidential.....nsey-fired

from DS9Sisko:

"If this is true, I must ask what in heaven's name have I and soap fans around the globe done to deserve such a wealth of sudsy blessings recently????

The fact of the matter is that Hinsey turned Soap Opera Weekly (which I have read religiously since its inception…at newsstand prices) into a fashion obsessed, rumor mongering, spoilerific bit of yellow journalism that barely managed to remain credible despite itself.

First, let me give a bit of credit where it is justly due. Hinsey did allow some readers who disagreed with her some space to rebut her in SOW. She also helped bring attention in the pages of SOW to some of prime time's best soaps/series including Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, and, yeah, Grey's Lobotomy…er, Anatomy. I have also found myself in agreement with Hinsey on some issues, like overzealous fans and the occasional specific opinion about this show or that storyline. Most importantly, after her most recent foray into trying to compete with OK! and US magazines, she (or somebody) recently returned more of a focus on soaps to the pages of the magazine.

But I have nothing but contempt for the way she helped turn one of the most respected soap publications into a little more than reflection of her own ego. While SOW's news and previews have been mostly solid, Hinsey long ago jettisoned the high journalistic standards set by Mimi Torchin and mostly maintained by Torchin's successors. I do not believe I ever saw as many retractions, clarifications or corrections from previous regimes as I did under Hinsey's. Long gone have been constructive and intellectual criticisms of the shows, only to be replaced by non-stop harangues that can be found on any Internet soap board including the ridiculous "Rage Page" that is dedicated to what people hate about their soaps without equal time given to what people love about their soaps.

Soap Opera Weekly used to have a substantial number of interviews with the biggest soap stars, working producers and head writers. But that has been replaced by asinine features like "Double Take" where you're supposed to spot the 10 differences in Photoshopped pictures taken from a soap scene, which is something I used to do in second grade with Weekly Reader. And, most offensive of all for this daytime fan, Carolyn's interviews with various soap celebs invariably have been more about what she wanted and didn't want to see as a fan as opposed to a credible soap journalist trying to gain insight into these people and various aspects of the genre.

And that has been the true problem with SOW for the last couple of years. SOW has become a reflection of Carolyn's "It's Only My Opinion" column in sister mag Soap Opera Digest that more often than not has belittled the very genre and industry it has covered rather than reporting soap opera news and providing critical insight into the shows and stories both negative AND positive. It is for this latter reason that Lynn Leahy, editor of SOD, has run rings around Hinsey as an editor and made SOD a much more insightful and credible publication than SOW.

When it comes to daytime drama journalism — now more than ever as the genre struggles to remain relevant and even on the air — there is a need for champions, impartial observers, and fair minded critics. Not frenemies like Carolyn Hinsey, whose editorial efforts at SOW have been as detrimental to the genre as any budget cutting producer, mob-obsessed head writers, or disgusted viewers.

I really hope this news is true. After all…it's only my opinion."

There is justice in the world! After trashing Passions mercilessly for 9 years, she is canned on the last day Passions is on the air.

Tabitha has had her vengeance! Say hello to the boys in the basement for us!!!

Congrats to those of you who worked with her and have been vindicated. I know what it's like to work for a really sucky boss. I wish I could buy a case of champagne for you.

I wonder if her "husband" Frank Valentini will withhold OLTL news in protest?

I've already had one colleague ask about hiring her! I forwarded her to this thread.

Oh wow. I've never worked for the woman, but it's clear to me, that she's a b*tch on wheels. This blog has been very entertaining. Off to see what her former readers thoughts about the news.

*I'm back from my three martini lunch at Blondies. Did you miss me?

*Kim Zimmer, Michelle Stafford, Cady McLain, Jeanne Cooper and I had a fabulous Ladies Who Lunch yesterday. Since Jeanne won the Emmy back in June, she was paying, so I had the surf and turf and creme brule. Lots of laughs and naughty stories were told, but I, of course, would never repeat them here. Wouldn't want to spoil your enjoyment of a show to know that an actor is hooked on meth and was arrested on the set in front of the entire cast for dealing drugs.

*On AMC, Thorston Kaye is the greatest actor ever to grace that show. He brings such class to every scene he's in. Despite being saddled with a snoozer of a storyline, he plays the throughline in every scene and you can always tell he's lusting after Erica.

*My husband Frank Valentini should get a statue in Central Park for the great things he does at OLTL. That show is on fire and its all due to Frank's genius.

*Even thought I often have to rewind the scene and turn up the volume to make sure I understand what Sonny is saying on GH, Maurice Bernard has to be the second greatest actor in daytimne, after Thorsten Kay.

*My pals Cameron Matheson and Ricky Paull Goldin are flying to Europe for the weekend and promised to bring me back some Belgian chocolates and French perfume. I told them to forget the perfume and double up on the chocolates. I asked Thosten Kaye to weigh in on this issue and he says he always prefers a pint of Guiness instead.

* A lot of readers have been *spamming* me about the state of Kim Zimmer's wardrobe on GL. As you know, I always ignore people who spam me, but did ask Thorsten Kaye to weigh in on the issue. He says, "Before long, she'll be able to fit into the 52 Regular suits I wear on AMC."

*Next week, we'll have an exclusive interview with Thorsten Kaye about what he thinks of the TV series Deal or No Deal. So make sure you buy it.

* Excuse me for a minute. My boss just called me into his office, no doubt to ask me to mentor some of the young 'uns here at the Digest offices.

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CH is the only woman even I wouldn't mess with. Wonder what she will do now?

That's funny Victor K (no. 55) because when I saw The Devil Wears Prada I remarked, "Oh, look, a nice Carolyn Hinsey."

Now that CH has been fired, it's nice to know there's some capable of replacing me on General Hospital. (Don't forget - Tracy was originally a blonde!)

Hells bells, my friends in the basement finally came through for me this time….ding, dong, the BLOND witch is "dead."

Bring back Mimi Torchin!!

How dreadful that Ms. Hinsey lost her job today.

Bitches like us are ALWAYS misunderstood.

I will say this about her…

Um…

Ah…

Hmm…

Thinking…thinking…

Are you still reading these posts, Carolyn? Now you must have known you were hated — not even you are that stupid. But did you have any idea that you could very possibly be more hated than any woman who has ever lived. More than Leona Helmsley. More than Eva Braun. More than… But like I said before, sad sad Carolyn Hinsey is most likely reading this and smiling still.

Trust me, this woman was EVIL. 15 years ago when i was just starting out as a writer I was interviewed by carolyn and lynne for a job and they suggested that perhaps, since i was so new to writing for soap mags (freelance at the time) that i should 'pitch' them 15-20 story ideas for the mag so they could get a sense of my knowledge of the genre. I did just that, and never heard back. I called to follow up but my one call to each of them was never returned so i just sent a thank you note for the meeting and moved on. THREE WEEKS LATER TWO OF THOSE FULLY-FLESHED OUT STORY IDEAS RAN IN THE MAGAZINE WITHOUT MY BYLINE. As the weeks passed TWELVE of the twenty stories i pitched ran in the mag. When i called again and got carolyn on the phone i said, VERY NICELY, "i just wanted to follow-up because obviously you liked my ideas because they ran in the magazine so is there any chance i could freelance for you in the future?" She FLIPPED out and said I was implying i was going to sue them and that "i'd just burned every bridge in the soap industry" a few years later, i was covering a CHARITY event for another magazine and carolyn had me and several other rival mag reporters ejected from the event so SOD had an exclusive. It was insane. She got away with MURDER and the whole industry let her. Good riddance you monster!!!! :)

Hinsey a journalist? I can't imagine anyone really believes that. It's been over 4 years since I worked there and I still cringe at what a hateful, ignorant and twisted person she was and, clearly, still is. Hope an audit of her expense reports are next - maybe that's what's bringing the company down. Pity her next prey - shit like her tends to float.

I agree with every negative thing said about carolyn and lynne, but you've all left the third corner of their sinister triangle out of the mix: STEPHANIE SLOANE! She was right up there with the two of them playing good cop to the hilt. She'd be sweet as pie but only too happy to watch carolyn bust the proverbial kneecaps of a colleague. And talk about conflicts of interest, does anyone remember the INSANELY FAWNING coverage Tom Eplin used to garner in digest while he was dating sloane??? It was ridiculous. I wonder who will win in the fight to stay a 'good cop' now that carolyn's gone and one of them will have to take the 'bad cop' role she vacated. That should be interesting!!!
And to every spineless weasel who has posted something along the lines of "well, carolyn was always nice to me…" let's be real — you obviously SAW/HEARD how she treated others so how could you just turn a blind eye because she wasn't aiming her wrath at you! There were LOTS of people like that in nazi germany who didn't care what happened to the jews so long as it wasn't happening to them. Sorry for the holocaust analogy but it does fit.

YES! YES! I'm so glad someone is calling Stephanie Sloane on her part in this! She, Lynn and Carolyn were like the 'mean girls' only they got away with this crap for far too long!
Sadly, as much as i hate the three of them, carolyn is by far going to be the most lost without her SOD identity. I don't care who she works for next, she'll never again have the soap stars she loves pretending to be her friends. That's over because she has nothing left to offer them.

Carolyn, if you really are reading this, can you please stop smiling and actually take a look at what people have said about you? I think you won't have to delve too deeply into your, um…heart?, to see that you could really benefit from this information. Do yourself a favor and CHANGE! You have truly been an awful person to an astounding number of people. What is wrong with you?

Touche, Megan. How can you respect someone who treats others like dirt? It's the whole bullying syndrome: People side with the bully because they're just glad they're not being picked on.

Well, hopefully, a lot of those victims played a part in CH's dismissal. From what I hear the new HR department called in a lot of employees who couldn't wait to tell the tales so many are telling here. The sad-sack Primedia HR department couldn't accomplish anything because those employees were constantly losing their jobs.

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

As another former SOD employee…do any of my former colleagues remember Carolyn's original Thorsten Kaye obsession with Randy Mantooth? The sad part of that unrequited love was that she really thought she had a shot with him! She lived in another world — and not a nice one where the corys dwelled but a sick one where big bullies like her had steady employment for decades!

Yeah, she's a dirty bird. She wanted to do a story about me…. setting off the explosives at the Mardi Gras Ball…. when she came to interview me at the nut house, all she did was make wisecracks about me throwing my sister in a well and posing as her for 9 months or murdering a couple people with a crowbar. Then when she brought up Harold the Dog, I had had enough.

This lady sounds like a real pest. Glad to see she got the boot. Bigger they are, the harder they fall. It sounds like she is making a real SPLAT!!!!

I just keep picturing her face sitting poolside at the renaissance hotel in LA a few weeks ago with all her soap 'friends' laughing giddily around her. She'll be playing those scenes in her mind for a long time to come as they won't be happening in real life again! Wonder if any of her soap pals will continue to show up to tend bar at Blondie's now that it won't get them in the mag? Um…NO!

Hey — Leave my ex alone! She was a great girlfriend and always made sure she and her bud carolyn wrote great things about me. And in return I made her feel like someone could love her. It wasn't easy, but I am a really talented actor.

whatever, people! Carolyn was always nice to me…although, i did always make sure to send her a box of ring dings every chance i got.
Makes you wonder what my friend Catherine Hickland must have sent her to get such great press for the last 20 years!

I was trying to get a part on OLTL, what am I going to do now?

I'm loving all these posts! Who knew i wasn't alone in my hatred for the carolyn/stephanie/lynn trio-of-terror! The three of them should lose their jobs and never work again, except to be hired by people more heinous than themselves who will torment them. Do people more heinous than these women exist?

Carolyn has been offered a new job. She will begin cleaning out the ABC studios, after filming has finshed for the day. That way she can see ALL her old friends.

More than Hinsey's expense reports should be audited — word is Sloane's should be too with her all too frequent LA visits to the DAYS set. Sad at her age she's basically a glorified fan! She most certainly isn't talented enough to warrant being flown 3000 miles to cover a show that can be covered by the West Coast staff … she's PATHETIC!!!

When I get my job back, everyone at SOW is getting fired. How dare you spread stories like this about me. You know better than to cross me or Lynn, and I will be returning next week. By the way, wasn't Thorston wonderful on AMC today.

Any other former SOD-ers out there who remember Stephanie buying AW's hand-me-down clothes and then bragging "This dress was Donna Love's!" It was SO pathetic I almost felt sorry for her…and then I got to know her. Wow, what a loser. She and Carolyn should start their own magazine. Second thought, they should both just drive off a cliff a la Thelma and Louise.

Please stop all these posts about Carolyn! I am getting to fly to the West Coast to do another story about Days. None of the writers out there know what the hell they are doing, so this old expert has to show them how it is done. By the way, wasn't Drake wonderful today on DOOL.

OOOOOH! I have the GREATEST dirt on Stephanie and her LA trips. Does anyone know who i could deliver it to at HR to make sure Steph gets what is coming to her???

Gina Meana please tell us all about it!!!!!!

Yeah, Gina! Isn't it true that Tom gave Steph something too?

Give me a break, Eric. you must be michael logan or carolyn herself because who else could stomach saying something decent about her or lynne?

YES!!! HE DID!!! Oh my goodness, who are YOU rotinhell??? I suspect we know one another or did back in the day!!!

GINA!!!! IS "IT" the GIFT that KEEPS on GIVING? EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T WANT "IT" TOO?

It couldn't have happened to a bigger bitch! So happy to know that even if Carolyn is reading this from home (whilst she still can pay the electric bill) that she's probably starting to get a glimmer of the idea that her entire reason for being is kaput. No more set visits, no more faux-famous friends, no more unlimited expenses or soap star parties at her bar in NYC. Just a long, long, miserable existence of depression, rage, bitterness and (gulp!) weight gain!!! But stock in McDonald's cause girlfriend is about to hit that chain HARD!

Um…YEAH!!! But that's just a personal nugget on La Sloane. The shady business stuff is what HR would enjoy. I can help them out with a few things that i caught wind of while working at SOD a few years ago but i know that is the tip of the iceberg with stephie. She hasn't got a drop of morality or humility in her whole soap-obsessed (aging) body.

Leave Stephanie alone!

She's as pretty as a soap star herself!

I can tell you that YEARS ago when i was a publicist for a NY-based ABC soap, we literally laughed so hard at carolyn's antics that we'd be practically on the floor. She really DID think Randy Mantooth wanted her! She used to sail in and out of here like she was michael eisner, telling us who we could and could not work with (meaning the other 5 or so soap mags that were in existence a decade ago). Unfortunately, the higher ups always caved in to her and leahy for fear of losing coverage in their rag. Too little too late with this firing, but i guess better than nothing.

Speaking of pathetic sloanes, anyone remember steph's equally pathetic sister? Publicist to the 'stars' leslie sloane? she was so gross she had her clients (rebecca gayheart and yasmine bleeth) stand up for her at her wedding along maid of honor steph. It was a joke. oh my god, why have these awful, sad, pathetic soap sycophants been able to make so many people miserable for so long! Truth is, living well is the best revenge and these bitches have no lives outside of their soap-obsessions!

Since all of you are so tuned into the soap world. What is the most outrageous story you can fill us in on? Make it juicy!

Holden!!! You dawg! Were you sitting poolside at the renaissance hotel during emmy weekend watching GI-normous carolyn pushing around the pool tape recorder in hand getting 'interviews' with her pals. Poor hilary b. smith wasted all that time kissing up to CH for nothing! She must be kicking herself. At least K. Zimmer got out of there after a bit of CH's insanity.
WAIT! How about AMC's RPG delivering fruity drinks to queen carolyn that day at the pool???? He's disgusting! I mean, he has gotten fantastic coverage in SOD though so…i guess he got his money's worth and, unlike eplin, didn't have to see one of these ladies naked!

Yeah, RPG didn't have to see one of the SOD ladies naked…which is really good for him because ladies aren't his thang anyway! he's probably as obsessed with Thorsten Kaye as Carolyn is, if you know what i mean.

Im flattered anyone would think I care enough to come up with a real name, but I am most certainly Eric Faison. Stop talking about Sloane. Your starting to piss me off.

Suck it, Eric. Too bad if talking the TRUTH about sloane and these other low-life women is starting to piss you off. Your singing their (false) praises is pissing everyone here off!

Nosybody, here's a pretty well known bit of TRUE gossip: Beth Ehlers left her husband for matt bogue and then he ditched her and has hooked up with the actress who played her niece on the show!!!

Wow, Gina — way to spill the beans! It was like reading an SOD blind item with the real names put in! MORE! MORE! MORE!

By the way, I know something about Ms. Ehlers too! A friend of mine was doing work on her neighbor's house and discovered (to his enjoyment) that the former GL star loved parading around her deck in the nude before and after hitting her jacuzzi…trouble is her deck is FIVE FEET AWAY from her neighbor's kitchen windows!!! Hey, the guys who did the kitchen renovation on her neighbor's placed loved the show as much as she seemed to love putting on said show for them.

Suck it? You suck it! That was mean. I shouldn't have come down to your level. I apologize. Why so angry Sloane Hater?

Any OLTL or GH gossip? You guys are incredible:)