Willy Wonka-ite and newspaper heiress Lydia Hearst is not happy. That post on Friday where Hearst spoke out against her family's habit of throwing parties while the world was burning? We knew that was too good to be true.

Now Lydia is claiming that her Page Six Magazine article was "complete b.s." and she's crying foul — foul that stinks so bad she's quitting! And so begs the question: Did the New York Post's Sunday magazine fabricate an entire entry by Ms. Hearst, or is she suffering from short term dementia?

Much to our delight, these things are not necessary mutually exclusive. But here's Lydia's resignation:

“As a result of the article titled “Blood Dispute” in the October 24th issue of Page Six, I am compelled to resign from my position as Freelance Journalist for Page Six Magazine.

I did not, and would not, write such an article as the one to appear as my Page Six magazine column in this Sunday’s Post.

To avoid hard feelings and break clean, I expect you to put my resignation, and my reason for it, in Page Six (newspaper) at the same time to coincide with the Sunday magazine column.

I can no longer continue my association as a journalist.

Regretfully,

Lydia Hearst”