Farewell, Socialite Rank. The website has just announced that they will no longer be chronicling the every move of Tinsley Mortimer, Byrdie Bell and all the other heiresses/philanthropists who light up our lives with their own dimwittedness.

Fortunately, competitor Park Avenue Peerage is quick to reap the benefits, as evidence by that obnoxious picture of a crown they posted front and center on their website, which, presumably, signifiies their reign over the insipid socialite domain! And, after scrolling down and exploring the rest of their site (to be heretofore referred to as "PAP") it's obvious that we have so much to look forward to. Like, for instance, gigantic photo spreads of the not particularly interesting/accomplished Kristian Laliberte!

Yes, the end of Socialite Rank is certainly the end of an era. Unfortunately, however, it's also the start of a terrifying new beginning.