With just two weeks until the city heads into a primary election, the New York Sun is hankering to prove it still holds some revelance by exposing the unimaginable: voter registration has been tampered with!

Among those OK'd to hang a chad are "Donald Duck," "Elmer J. Fudd," and "Jesus Christ." Funny names, sure, but we don't need to be the ones to tell you this is a serious issue. But let's get to that in a couple weeks, mmm-k?

More serious, however, are some of the addresses the registration forms list.

Dozens of voters have registered stating, apparently falsely, that their "address where you live" is a non-residential building - including places such as Macy's in Herald Square, Madison Square Garden, and city public schools and courthouses.

Not that we want to discriminate against the politically-minded homeless, but Macy's? Bergdorf's is much cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter, folks.