It's Friday afternoon, and you're hanging on by a thread, right? Trust us, we know the feeling! But that's surely no reason to take a nap under your desk a la George Costanza. In fact, why not salvage the final half-hour of the day by plowing away at whatever artsy, pretentious project it is you've* been working on in your spare time?

And with that in mind, we've decided to bring you this random but amusing afternoon pick-me-up. Because if this doesn't motivate you to churn away in your tiny little cubicles and spin your daily life experiences into literary gold, we doubt anything will!

*ostensibly