What do the following headlines have in common?

• Need to Find an Xbox 360? Buy a Ticket to Tokyo
• Caged 'Scissorhands' spews bizarre banter
• Through His Webcam, a Boy Joins a Sordid Online World
• Abercrombie & Fitch Does Not Condone Your Logic
• Shirley MacLaine says she’s no Paris Hilton
• Ho Ho Hos: Boston's Santa Speedo Run*

Not one of them is about Brokeback Mountain. Christmas came early this year.

* While Andy Towle's post about the Boston Santa Speedo Run was not technically about Brokeback Mountain, he did manage to squeeze in a Jake Gyllenhaal reference. Color us unsurprised.