Some People Are Born Great, Some Achieve Greatness
And some people are James Franco
 


Heyo! Did you know over in Israel they created a beautifier machine that can take any picture of you and analyze your facial structure and then improve upon it as dictated by social norms of physical attributes?

And did you know that James Franco's face, when run through this program, does not reveal any differences whatsoever, meaning that the Pineapple Express actor is basically the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. It's true! Pretty sure that it's in the bible somewhere that Jesus had a perfect jawline and eyes that were symmetrically far apart.

To be fair, the program's purpose was only to subtly change the composite of facial features, to show society that it doesn't always take extreme plastic surgery to improve your looks.

But guess which actor was actually made less attractive after being run through the beautification process?

Resident Hoodie King of Canada, Michael Cera.

Comments (1)

No. 1 · ChoniBaretz

I'm pretty sure they call it the "Shiksa-matic"

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 10:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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