Second note to Paula Zahn: If you feel you must keep an uncomfortably detailed sex-diary of your illicit extramarital trysts (and we're totally not saying you should) please at least have the foresight not to gush like a "16-year-old schoolgirl" and/or "illustrate it with photos."

Also, what's up with the whole "accounting" probe thing? (We get it, you're trying to override the prenup by proving your super-rich husband is financially irresponsible). But don't you think you just might have a sliiiightly stronger case if your "my husband kicked me out after finding my illustrated sex-diary" apartment weren't costing an estimated $40,000 per month in rent?