Ok, so Newsday publisher Robert Johnson wasn't accused of molesting anyone. But he did have kiddie porn. And really, we're just looking for hope that someday this headline will have Jeffrey Epstein's name attached to it.

Oh, never mind. What are we thinking? If Epstein ever does get charged with these allegations, nobody will actually report on it.

Former Newsday publisher pleads guilty in child porn case [Newsday via Romenesko]