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If you had doubts that we as a nation have no idea where to go with the news that we've just elected our first African-American president, at least feel secure in the knowledge that we're in good company.

The British don't really know what to do with us either, and have been reduced to speculating what kind of puppy Obama is going to get Sasha and Malia:

Reports suggest that because daughter Malia has allergies, the Obamas may be considering a "hypoallergenic" breed that sheds less hair.

Options could include a labradoodle - a cross between a Labrador and a poodle - a schnoodle (schnauzer and poodle), or a cockapoo (cocker spaniel and poodle).

Malia, however, is rumoured to favour a goldendoodle - a poodle crossed with a golden retriever.

What about the puggles? Will no one think of the half pug/half beagle mixes???

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No. 1 · Darth Paul

Their Queen should give them one of her Dorgis. They're adorable!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 8:56 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · sam

PUGGLES!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Zakk

Is there something in the constitution that says all Presidents MUST have a dog?

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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