
Federal agents on Wednesday busted 11 alleged Chinatown mobsters that've been using brutal violence to corner the lucrative private bus and van market. Officials claim the Banya Organization started targeting two bus companies in 2005, trying to get a piece of the airport escorting pie. Not so shockingly, they also specialized in trafficking the drug Special K, which was all the rage in college, but … still? Anyhow, like true mobsters, members of the Banya gang gave themselves truly awesome names. We've disguised them in this mix of real and fake names Jossip just made up. Can you spot the authentic mob monikers?
Lychee Martini
Fatty
Boombalatty
Big Flower
General Tso
Cream of Some Young Guy
Vegetable Duck
Spring Roll
Only Fatty, Big Flower, and Vegetable Duck are real.
[NYP]
How racist is this… gimme a break, jossip.