Post-it Mandy Stadtmiller often moonlights as a stand up comedian. In fact, as we understand it, her gig writing features for the tabloid is just a means to pay the bills still she's discovered by SNL talent reps.

Over Valentine's Day, she performed at the Upright Citizen's Brigade, appropriating statements from a psychological evaluation for pillow talk in sex chat rooms. And unlike The 1/2 Hour News Hour, hilarity ensued.