"I'm so happy that you have this because it makes it cute. And sweet. And not scary. It's like a stuffed animal. You know, nice and friendly."
Yep, as most of you have, undoubtedly, already guessed, that's Tyra Banks thanking "Dr. Debbie" for bringing her custom-made "vulva puppet" along to the extra special all-vagina episode of The Tyra Banks Show.
Because if you haven't watched a member of the live studio audience squirm uncomfortably as a licensed medical professional (brandishing a giant, satin vajayjay) lectures her on how to properly "care down there" then brother, you haven't lived.
Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse: Famine, plague, boils, locusts and Vulva Puppets…??? The end must be near.
I guess I will have to build that survival shelter after all.
Actually that is Dr. Debby and she is great and her web site has more information about vaginal health issues that are important - mysexprofessor.com
At 47 years of age, with no technical training, how have I managed to maintain my lady business? Its a mystery….