For those of you who missed Matt Lauer's sit-down with former senator Larry Craig – which aired last night, oh, right around the same time as the Indians/Red Sox game – we figured we'd bring you the highlights, courtesy of our same-sex oriented sibling (who, incidentally, is all about lavatory sex!)

Of course Craig’s memory disassociated this current scandal with his past “gay scandals,” which have dogged him since his political career began in the early 1980s. Luckily, Matt reminded them. Playing the supportive political wife, Suzanne Craig came to Larry’s aide, not only saying there’s no “marriage of convenience” and insisting that she “knows Larry Craig,” but by disputing The Idaho Statesman’s mountains of evidence, including a man who described Craig’s penis: “…The description he gave of Larry in some areas that only I might know about were wrong, on three counts.”

Awwww/ewww! Or, as Queerty puts it, "She's talking about his penis and it's nauseating."