As part of her charitable efforts, Star Jones is donating her $3000 Marc Bauer velvet dress she wore to the Emmy red carpet. Now stop making those jokes about her size or the number of people who could fit the dress — girl is looking svelte!

But we just can't lallygag along as she spits blatant lies.

"There is no better way to allow your clothes to keep on giving you pleasure than to share them with someone else," Jones said.

Because with the wearable Audi-Oh vibrator, which can "keep on giving you pleasure" if you just replace the batteries.