You love Star for the same reason we love Star: They're always asking the important questions. But this ride on the Star Screaming merry-go-round flips the punctuation on us with a full-on statement!

So tell us, Star, why are Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie together again?

We have a feeling it has to do with your art department's hankering for a simple serif font, because certainly Bonnie Fuller isn't trying to imply Fox picking up the option on their contracts is new news.