We actually considered trying to confirm this completely un-fact-checked (and possibly 100 percent false, as well as very alleged) rumor about recently departed (fired? resigned?) Rolling Stone publisher Steve DeLuca. But even we have limits when it comes to phone calls; we were instructed at a very young age that dialing people you don't know and asking them about their genital area is considered, in some socities, to be rude.

It's quite amusing that the former publisher of Rollingstone Magazine, Steve DeLuca, acquired a rather large red dragon tatoo on his groin. It's rather appropriate considering his fetish for Asian women but could quite possible be a diversion for anyone noticing his extremely small penis.

We're not here to lay claim to whether DeLuca has a micropenis and, while we've heard of his Asian women preference plenty of times before, our real concern is that the possibiility he might have been inked with a red dragon. Asian-inspired tattoos? So 2002.