Who would you rather be locked in a tent with, Saddam Hussein or Tom Cruise? If chose US enemy number one, you're not alone. Stuff readers agree: one night with Hussein beats one-on-one tent time with Cruiseazy.

In a recent poll, more people said they’d rather spend the night with Saddam Hussein than the “Top Gun” star. Stuff magazine asked its readers who they would least like to share a camping tent with, and 41 percent chose the couch-jumping star.

Homophobes are so funny.

The couch jumping continues [Jeannette Walls, MSNBC]