This latest, three-frickin'-minute-long promo for Elle's reality show Stylista is the most comprehensive overview of what this show is going to be about. Despite the insider gossipmongering, which labeled the show a "trainwreck", you have no choice but to be excited about this television program.

Fashion news director Anne Slowey is going to be a diva, but you're going to love her because she builds up the heavy girl's confidence. The whiny gay ones are going to be whiny, and gay, and that is good TV (see: MTV's The Paper). And the overachieving straight-haired girls, who never seem to understand why everybody else thinks they're bitches, will be bitches.

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