Sue Simmons Would Like to Know “What The Fuck Are You Doing?”

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Ohmigod we love WNBC’s Sue Simmons. She’s everything we want in a local news anchor: Personable, but not too friendly. Wise, but not condescending. Tastefully dressed, but not too frumpy.

And she drops the F-bomb on air. During one of those annoying promo spots that TV stations insist on airing before returning from, or entering into, a commercial break, Simmons ends the spot by asking, “What the fuck are you doing?” Yes, she’s already apologized for it, and she probably won’t lose her job over it, because thankfully her on-air misstep did not include a racial, sexist, or homophobic slur.

But Simmons does join Bill O’Reilly in the “angry behind the scenes” type of way. Because while watching TV talent like Simmons might make you feel like you’re a more informed citizen, this outburst shows what makes up at least part of her character: The raging, short-tempered woman who’s furious she’s still doing local news. We’re guessing.

May 13, 2008 · Link · 21 Responses
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Comments (21)

No. 1 Lilly Cohen says:

It wasn’t fatal! Can we move on, please?

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 9:49 am
No. 2 Joey Genova says:

So tell us, David, exactly how furious are you that you’re still doing a lame third-rate Perez Hilton gossip blog knock-off?

We’re guessing…

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 10:11 am
No. 3 tedclark says:

Unfortunately we don’t get Sue Simmons in Chicago I wish we did. She is my kinda gal. Go Sue….I’ve only seen the posted picture of you but, already I love you.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 10:49 am
No. 4 TC says:

Sue has been my favorite NYC newsperson for more than 20 years. She’s the best.

Anchoring WNBC in NY is not “the local news” - With a market of about 40 million people in range, NY’s network-owned stations are on a par with many national broadcasts - and the talent is by far the best paid in the country. Sue is at WNBC because she wants to be, you can be sure of that.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 12:06 pm
No. 5 Vwlss says:

She sounds like a real sweetheart, doesn’t she? I most certainly wouldn’t want to get on her bad side if I were one of her co-workers.

P.S. How much of an inane dullard must “Joey Genova” be for reading what he terms “third-rate . . . gossip blog knock-offs” and then taking the time to post comments on them?

We’re not guessing. We know.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 5:14 pm
No. 6 Vwlss says:

Actually, Vwlss, he probably, much like me, was linked to this page from the headline “Anchor curses on air”.

Shows what the fuck you know.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 7 Vwlss says:

Vwlss #1 here. Wow dipshit you posted as me.

But yeah you’re right. Disregard my first post, I suck cocks.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 8 Joey Genova says:

In response to comment #5, I was linked here because David Hauslab apparently pays google to have his website bumped up in search results. Charitably, I obliged and gave it a click. My mistake.

I’d never heard of this site prior to searching for the Sue Simmons clip this morning. “We” know we’re not alone in this regard.

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 7:45 pm
No. 9 Launtre says:

I like Vwlss #1

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm
No. 10 Joe says:

Vwlss #1, what is it about cocks that makes you want to suck on them? What do you hope to gain?

Posted: May 13, 2008 at 9:39 pm
No. 11 J Du Bois says:

Are you people serious? Chuck and Sue and two of the most overpaid, brain-dead anchors ever. Of course, I hate TV news, period, but these dolts are talking heads and no more.

It’s been a while, a long while, since I watched these two — do they still have their own occasional “reports”? The last I recall was Chuck doing some shitty piece on homelessness (this was years and years back).

I say, Fire the bitch.

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 9:07 am
No. 12 Genoa Joe says:

Cocks, jealousy, google conspiracy theories, rage, fantastic, keep up the good work inane dullards.

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 9:45 am
No. 13 Andre says:

I would agree that this was not the deal it’s made out to be…

Further, the NY Market is officially about 18 MM people, not 40 MM.

Much more importantly, she still has more aggregate viewers than Katie Couric between the 3 newscasts she anchors.

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm
No. 14 Huangism says:

What the Fuq are you doing?

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 8:39 pm
No. 15 Yvonne Waldemar, MD says:

So Sue got caught being Human!!!
She has always been one of the only bright spots on NY news and using expletive which accidentally gets bradcast does not tarnish her brilliance in my eyes.

I’ve loved her since 1980 and will only tune in more often than I’ve done recently to make sure she is holding her head high.

You go, Sue. Don’t be a Bush … recognize open mikes in the future. I’ll always be a loyal SS viewer.

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 10:47 pm
No. 16 Shar says:

Shit, she’s been on since 1980, I was born that year, and in NY for that matter, so I actually grew up watching her since i started watching news as a kid, who knew!!!

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 1:52 am
No. 17 eliana says:

Jim David wrote a hilarious thing about this, he totally calls out Simmons, O’Reilly and some others on their totally unacceptable language: http://www.236.com/blog/w/jim_.....n_6570.php

Posted: May 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm
No. 18 kyw says:

peter dunn general manager at wcbs tv fuck-g larry mendte of kyw tv up the ass

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 8:42 pm
No. 19 kywtv says:

BREAKING NEWS:

general manager michael colleran of kyw tv issued a restraing order for beating up his ex wife and attends AA meetings

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 8:43 pm
No. 20 dirt says:

SSHH. don’t tell anyone KYW TV in Philly is a MESS…KYW is a fu–ckng mess.

As anyone who knows knows–Susan Schiller, Peter Dunn, Michael Colelran, Mike Archer, Cesar Aldama, Leslie Moonves needs to CLEAN HOUSE AND FIRE their fuckg asses. For god-s sakes, they’re all idiots, Alycia LAne, LArry, and the mumbo jumbo management that misses stories elft and right and tape recordds Channel 6 shows every single day at the behest of News Director Susan Schiller since she don’t know how to run a damn news room. The woman was late sending camera crews to the McGReevey scandal when it broke because–get this–she didn’t know it even happened until channel 2 in NYC called her and tipped her off and til Schiller saw the report on Channel 6. FU–ng Fools. God Bless CBS Idiots.

31 people either got fired or resigned from KYW TV in a one year span. Beverly Williams fired with only ONE year left on her court ordered 3 year Public Service Show. CBS bought her out. CBS under peter dunn bought out EJ HENDLEY the black female reporter. CBS ousted Esther Piere Black female reporter. CBS kyw TV ousted black reporter Karenm Adams after one year. KYW TV ousts Black anchor Denise Saunders. KYW demotes Susan Barnett female anchor to reporter after one year. KYW harasses and gets rid of Female (at the time pregnant reporter) Karen Scullin. KYW TV ousts Hispanic assignment desk chic Theresa Archenault. KYW TV ousts half HIspanic Anchor Alycia Lane. KYW tv reportedly ousts only Asian reporter Ji young Min. KYW Susan Schiller keeps Old Reporter Dick Standish off air for 3 years for which he contacts an attorney at Alycia Lane’s firm. Susan Schiller at KYW ousts GAY writer Darryl Dupont. KYW TV ousts Black photographer Chris MOnroe after one year. KYW TV ousts GAY creative Services Director Larry Solitrin forced to retire on permanent disability as Peter DUnn gave him a hard time leaving Solitrin Harrassing messages on his home phone. KYW TV ousts Anchor Marc Howard because he has trouble reading teleprompter BUT KYW TV doesn’t want the viewers to know their real reasons

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 1:07 am
No. 21 Vince the journalist says:

Here’s an idea. Instead of just posting some You-Tube style video so your blog gets some hits, why don’t you try actually telling a story of what & why it happened or get off the net. Saying an anchor dropped an F-bomb and so did Bill O’Reilly months ago is just basically admitting that you really have nothing of substance to talk about.

READERS of the BLOG. Please pick up or read the web version of the New York Times, National Geographic or Wired magazine. Something, anything, that will expand your horizons before it’s to late for you and this country and we elect president McDonalds & vice President Wal-Mart.

Posted: Jul 4, 2008 at 12:51 am
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