What's scarier than The Day The Blackberries Died, grimmer than finding out your $600 iPhone is a piece of shit and infinitely worse than that time your boss caught you looking at this extremely NSFW photo of Cisco Adler?

The prospect of life without YouTube, Drudge, MySpace, Facebook, Match.com or GoFugYourself.

Don't worry. It's all just a (terrifying) hypothetical…for now.