Ever wondered how the eternally youthful Sumner Redstone stays so spry, vibrant and wrinkle-free? Turns out, he's on drugs! Strange overpriced elixirs, that keep his unsightly jowls, rampant Rosacea and droopy, bloodshot eyes looking their absolute best.

Viacom/CBS chief Sumner Redstone, 84, claims to be getting a boost from a little-known, antioxidant-rich concoction called MonaVie, a dark-purple elixir whose main ingredient is the Brazilian acai berry, long touted for its anti-aging ingredients. "It's a miracle drug," says Redstone.

Looks as though MonaVie is truly living up to their old advertising slogan. "MonaVie: Keeping eccentric rich people alive five ten, even fifteen years past their expiration date."

And how!