Sumner Redstone, the titan who famously cut Tom Cruise loose from Paramount, is about to do the same to his second wife. The 85-year-old Viacom founder filed for divorce from 46-year-old Paula Fortunato, with whom Redstone had been married for five years.

The court documents show that Redstone is making sure Fortunato doesn't get a penny too, for reasons you can only imagine. The man must be richer than god (or is he?) and the two likely had a pre-nup. He may have only gone through the ringer once before, but Sumner knows enough to make future Mrs. Redstone's sign a legally binding contract saying they won't try to get his gold, or a guest-spot on Two and a Half Men, after the divorce.