Suri Cruise is a Baby, Has Eyes, and Her Parents Will Keep Her
 

Katie Holmes

Some things we learned about Suri Cruise today, thanks to fellow crazy Scientologist Leah Remini:

1. She’s a newborn
2. She's normal size
3. Her parents want to raise her
4. Her parents are normal
5. Suri looks like her parents
6. Suri has dark, straight hair
7. Suri has dark eyes

Ok, now you can all go pack to wondering what the hell is wrong with her parents that they're keeping her locked up, and what kind of drugs Remini is on to describe Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as "normal" in any situation whatsoever.

Baby Suri Revealed! [Us Weekly]

Comments (0)

No. 1 · David Hauslaib, Jossip

Just so we're clear: Remini is a Scientologist too, which means anything she tells you about little Suri is suspect.

Posted: Jul 20, 2006 at 10:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Zagadki

Very interesting comment…

Posted: Oct 28, 2006 at 7:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Christopher Longaway

David Hauslaib, just so were clear, this website is boring and shitty. All you do is criticize all my jewish brothers and sisters ( probably because you are a muslim no doubt ) and think your better than people like Tom and Kate.
News Flash: Your full of shit. Tom and Kate live in a way bigger house than you, they have a bigger bankrole than you, just about everything they have is prime line and better than yours. I see how your shitty site works along with others and how you make a profitof it. People like Abby from Yeeeah.com, and Molly Goodson from Mollygood help you tell bulshit stories, and in turn you all provide links, get all of your relatives to come to the site, raise the hit counter, and then when advertisers see a high number hit counter, they are willing to pay a little more than they would a site tht gets little to no hits.
I wouldn't have a problem with that if you guys told the truth once in a while, or if you stop calling everybody derogatory names. Tell the truth already. I the messiah, will not allow you to lie about my race like this, and just watch…you'll see…

Posted: Oct 28, 2006 at 7:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Christopher Longaway

Seriously, what kind of guy designs a site with a hot-pink and white color scheme? A Fishmonger…thats who…

Posted: Oct 28, 2006 at 7:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Eat my Hairy pussy

Eat my Hairy pussy David Hauslaib.
Eat my Hairy pussy Zagadki.
Christopher, you already ate my Hairy pussy.

Posted: Oct 28, 2006 at 11:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Pozycjonowanie

Hey Eat..! eat yourself ;-)

Posted: Nov 17, 2006 at 4:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · erica

chistopher is right this sight is shitty ,,,, stop hatin on tom cruise what makes him so weird because he loves katie one person shall do all judging and it is not you jossip or bossip

Posted: Nov 18, 2006 at 11:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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