Sure, everyone is totally excited over the first photos of Suri Cruise. We're personally so excited that we came down with the flu! Then again, we get the distinct feeling we've been here before. Ah, yes. Shilioh Jolie-Pitt. It's hard to get more excited about a baby than we were about her, the messiah of celeb children.
But when it comes to down to it, both these sets of celeb parents put their kids on mag covers. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie chose the glossy route and allowed People to slap her mug across its pages (for a heavy chunk of change which was later donated) and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went the high-end Vanity Fair route and had Annie Leibowitz snap the pics … and no money went to charity.
Both were stunts, and both pimped out the celeb babies. But we think you should decide which was a bigger baby sale: Suri on Vanity Fair or Shiloh on People?
Cast your votes for the most pimped out baby of the year, and we'll try to run the results before Britney Spears' second kid lands the cover of Cosmopolitan.
I say "Suri" only because TC/KH camp basically withheld the baby to create more of a "need" for her while AJ/BP just got the whole thing out of the way with the pics damn near into the first week.
That being said the monetary value of said pics are still on Shiloh's favor. So I suppose the equation is Messiah > Spawn at any time frame.
But please notice that the Shiloh pics are genius because technically we still don't really have a good sense of what or who she looks like. Newborns are basically a globular mess in which you can't sort much out until a couple of months. So meanwhile, folks are all talking about this "asian" Suri, questioning who the father is. No such talk thrown at the Jolie-Pitt camp.
Tom really needs to hire them as his PR.
sure suri is pimped harder and she does look asian or resembles chris klein…this is a wacky alien family from mars…and who will buy that vf mag when the appetite for alien smut is already been appeased with all alien suri's pics all over the http://www….good thing no money exchanged coz vf will not recover the expense of paying alien suri's pic….poor alien suri with alien wacky tom as her "pader???"
When will everyone just leave it alone!!! My gosh we dwell on "sh#t"!
Baby Suri is ADORABLE!!!
JR Rice, you took those words right out of my mouth. Well said!!!
Suri was pimped much harder. If I remember correctly, Shiloh's pics were taken by a family friend of Angelina & Brad. There was no high-priced photographer behind the camera.
In all honesty, I like Shiloh's pics better for that reason. They have a more peronable, home-like quality them. Course then like child like parents I guess.
And I can't gloss over the fact that all of the money from Shiloh's pics went to charity!! Only place I see Suri's money going to is Tom's production co. & the Co$! UGH!!
Awwww!!! Baby Suri is the cutest thing ever!!! She's not that Asian-looking, HELLO?!?! She has blue eyes!!! And her eyes looks very much like Tom Cruise's!!! Tom Cruise has small blue eyes as well! You guys are so weird, trying to make life hard for them!!! They've been through so much already! Just be happy for them!
Suri is a beeYOOtiful baby!!! Congrats Tom and Katie!
Shiloh Jolie Pitt all the way!!!
Piloh is Jonny Lee Miller's baby, no doubt about that.
And DO NOT forget that the real amount and the alleged charity that Piloh's pic money was allegedly donated to has never been revealed!
Hypocrites!
And why name your child anything that rhymes with pile o' sh*t
come to think of it, hypocrite rhymes with it as well, so maybe it's a family thing
ALAN YOU'RE SUCH A GAY DORK!!!
The scientologists are all over the web helping out the pr in the comments section. 'They've been through so much" Well, Bless their hearts…
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SURI YOURE SO CUTE!!!i want to have a gorgeous like her and she's tom's tom child,hey!! you guys let them alone and in "peace"!!!
suri cruise is the most popular, adorable, beautiful and much love baby in hollywood, beside being mega rich.
baby suri is the prettiest baby in hollywood
suri is very adorable baby
for # 1 (rice or corn)
first of all who is the more decent parents, of course tomkat, second of all baby suri is so much loved by the people throughout the world that's why tomkat has decided to show her publicly, it's the voice of the people that prompted tomkat to show their precious and very lovable suri. brangelina is the couple has no moral values, they are both cheaters, adulterers and vicious. katie is the most lovable and prettiest actress but she is so down to earth and very humble looking. tom is very generous, actually he lend his jet to this couple. please, rice, read this very well.
this jossip poll is not true, this is a scam, baby suri cruise has a decent parents, while the other baby i don't know, no words to say.
The world wants to see this very beautiful baby that 's why tomkat was inspired to have their baby photoshot by their favorite photographer, whoever made the photo baby suri's will look the same very lovable and adorable, brangelina are the real pimped here, they have a lot of website for shiloh after she was born, but nothing for baby suri, you people who say negative to this wonderful couple are biased, unfair and with no moral values. brangelina are cheaters, adulterers, liars and etc. for me baby suri is the most beautiful baby in the world. The result of this contest is orchestrated by people's magazine, based on the comments suri is the winner here, she is not pimped, not the result of this contest.
The world wants to see this very beautiful baby that 's why tomkat was inspired to have their baby photoshot by their favorite photographer, whoever made the photo baby suri's will look the same very lovable and adorable, brangelina are the real pimped here, they have a lot of website for shiloh after she was born, but nothing for baby suri, you people who say negative to this wonderful couple are biased, unfair and with no moral values. brangelina are cheaters, adulterers, liars and etc. for me baby suri is the most beautiful baby in the world. The result of this contest is orchestrated by jossip, based on the comments suri is the winner here, she is not pimped, not the result of this contest.
Baby suri all the way, she ooooadorable and veryvery cute. this contest is not true this biased to baby suri.
Shiloh is cute, baby suri is very very adorable, pretty and I am obssessed with this soooo cute baby. please post latest picture of baby suri.
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