This just in: The internet is no longer just for geeks and pedophiles!*

Four out of five U.S. adults go online now, according to a new poll. The survey, which polled 2,062 adults in July and October, found that 79 percent of adults — about 178 million — go online, spending an average 11 hours a week on the Internet

Which, roughly translated, means virtually everyone has gone virtual! Well, except for that remaining twenty percent, a stubborn minority holdout group comprised primarily of Luddites, technophobes and people whose children have squandered their Ivy League educations to make a sub-par living writing about media (and celebrity) gossip.

*Cruel Intentions, anyone?