Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the latest Internet crazy, suicidal vlogger 90 Day Jane – who promised to kill herself after 90 days of blogging about it – is a hoax. Remember what it felt like when you found out lonelygirl15 was just the industry's inside joke? Rinse and repeat.

The blog she started (since taken offline) was not, supposedly, "even to get attention." So much attention she received, though, that Ms. Jane even had television network talent divisions reaching out to her. (To provide better lighting for the money shot at the end?)

Alas, the site is offline, and so is Jane, without a production deal in sight.