No, not Guy Ritchie. Or Sean Penn. A-Rod was partying down with some of Madonna's friends while the singer was still with that Brazilian model Jesus, and the designer spent the entire party following around the New York Yankee. Too bad though, Rodriguez is still hung up on the original Material Girl.
Jeez Madonna, it's been a rocky 8 years since you married Guy Ritchie in the Scottish Highlands, and then decided "there could be only one" before kicking his ass to the curb for A-Rod. You'd think that the wedding pictures would have been leaked years ago, back when they were still relevant but no, the queen mum of pop is suing the British rag Mail on Sunday for $10 million dollars after the paper published pictures of the nuptials in an October issue for the first time ever.
This is the most amount of money that a celebrity has ever sued a paper for in Britain, and is especially saddening because the Mail on Sunday? Yeah, they only spent $10k buying the pictures in the first place. So if you ever needed a figure on just how inflated Madonna's sense of self-worth was, there you have it.
Sorry it's been so long since you were force-fed some ridiculous anecdote about these clown college graduates, but a) Thanksgiving is a time for resting up and yelling at your mom, not freaking out about the minutia of Madge's life and b) A-Rod actually managed to see his kids for the holidays, and thus avoided a whole post on here about being the worst father of the year (behind Ashton).
But it's been over a week since we last reported on Madonna in a tiff about Rodriguez not attending kabbalah sessions, so it's time for another update in the lives of the old and irrelevant!
Happy early Christmas, y'all.
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Oh no, trouble in paradise already for Madonna and A-rodblahblah blah! No, I know it's really hard to pretend to care about these people when you know, Darfur and Rahm Emanuel and that live puppy feed are going on, but bear with me.
A-Rod doesn't want to take Kabbalah classes! No! Yes!
"He's basically a Kabbalah school dropout," a source close to the Kabbalah Centre told msnbc.com. "This is certainly off-putting to Madonna."
Hey guys, it's cool! Kabbalah isn't really a religion that can be practiced by two narcisists anyway. It's an ancient Jewish practice that's for very serious Talmudic scholars. So basically what these two are arguing about, and what we are ostensibly caring they are arguing about, is whether or not Alex Rodriguez is going to fake-Sunday schul.
Months after the whole A-Rod incident, and right smack in the middle of Mag's Sticky and Sweet tour, Guy Ritchie and Madonna are finally calling it quits on their celebrity sham of a marriage. Maybe Guy could handle being cuckolded, but he certainly wasn't going to allow any wife of his open a movie right before the premiere of his RocknRolla:
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Oh, look Guy Ritchie made another film! RocknRolla looks just like his other film, Snatch, which of course was a remake of his other other film, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Hey, at least the man knows his niche and won't try to make another Cast Away.
Meanwhile, Madonna is busy bumping uglies with A-Rod and coming out with her own directorial debut. So how does the man who brought semi-legitimacy to Mag's accent feel about all this?
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