Oooh, all this debate coverage and you forgot all about David Carr, that writer for the Times who wrote a memoir called Night of the Gun about his old crack habits. And everyone was like "that is so brave to go to all your old friends and ex-girlfriends whom you beat up and ask them to tell you what you did to them while in a blackout so you can profit off their misery!"

Welp, children learn from watching you dad, because the winner of Rolling Stone's 33rd annual College Journalism Competition is a young man writing a first-hand account about his addiction to, ugh, Adderall and Paxil.

This generation is just the worst:

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