Mel Gibson isn’t the only person interested in Britney Spears‘ love life as of late: TMZ has been keeping tabs on the pop star and her secret rendezvous with a mystery man. Sadly, that mystery man is all too recognizable — it’s Adnan Ghalib, former paparazzo and Spears hanger-on.
TMZ’s “sources” have reported that over the last few months Adnan has been entering the gated community where Brit and father Jamie live, but no one can say exactly what’s going on. But we can! Adnan missed the spotlight, Britney missed her enabler, and it was time for a special reunion. And yes, there are text messages involved.
Adnan Ghalib and Kathy Griffin went shopping at Victoria’s Secret on Rodeo Drive yesterday. If you can’t tell it’s a set-up, then you are beyond hope.
Who didn’t see this coming? Amanda Pagel, the waitress/model/former girlfriend of Make Me a Supermodel’s Perry, is speaking out about Adnan Ghalib and insisting she didn’t steal him from Britney Spears.
Amanda says she met Adnan through a mutual friend in January, and the two kept their relationship private — with him making frequent trips to her house — so as to not upset Britney.
Nothing quite says “I’m concerned about Britney Spears and her health” like giving an exclusive to Access Hollywood. And Adnan Ghalib is obviously very concerned.
We can’t figure out who tracked down whom at the Ed Hardy fashion show in LA; both parties are obviously very desperate for credibility. It doesn’t really matter who initiated it, though, as long as the interview is awesome.
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Why do women continue sleeping with this guy? Paparazzi and Britney Spears manipulator Adnan Ghalib is having no trouble bouncing back from a series of snafus with the struggling pop star. Here he is with his new flame, waitress Amanda Pagel, who might have been on the other side of those text messages that Britney saw, which caused her to toss his iPhone into her pool. Recipe for success! [The Sun]

Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life.
A "friend" of paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, who, according to Star, impregnated the pop star.

• Reese Witherspoon hates vakay'ing on the beach because she doesn't want the paparazzi to take bikini shots of her. Look, if she didn't want the minutia of her life dissected by strangers, she should have found a different passion to pursue.
• Hooking up with Paris Hilton really worked for Elisha Cuthbert. Look, we're writing about her right now.
• Oh, a cute little beagle won Westminster.
• Breaking Britney news: She makes bad decisions with men, and she's may be back with Adnan Ghalib.
• Also ironically breaking: More rumors of a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marriage.
That "mystery man" who so graciously drove Britney Spears home from the UCLA Medical Center? Turns out, he's a member of Britney's biggest fan club: the paparazzi. Photo agency Bauer-Griffin is floating photos like this one around, naming the gentleman "Felipe." He's the one who got in her black Mercedes after she gave booted her security detail from the driver's seat. No word on which agency he belongs to, but common sense would suggest he's a member of B-G's crew. Which must piss off X17. Though don't worry, she's already back in the unsafe hands of Finalpixxx's Adnan Ghalib.

Britney Spears' sometimes-lover and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib has been cashing in on his relationship, and his good name. (Pause.) He's delivering testimonials for male enhancement products on SexHealthReview.com, where he's identified as "Adnan G.," occupation "filmmaker." Says he: "I work in 'the' industry in Los Angeles, and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide."
So, Adnan, what is the truth? Meth, or bi-polar disorder?
If you've been reading our Britney Spears coverage, then today's item in Page Six is of little surprise: Britney "calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house," Brazilian paparazzo Alison Silva says. "It's all staged."
Silva, of course, is most famous for getting run over by Keanu Reaves' black Porsche last year. (Silva ended up in the hospital. Reeves ended up handcuffed, investigated by the LAPD, and sued.)
But Britney's collusion with the paparazzi has long been talked about inside the industry, as well as on this blog. Not only did her relationship with Finalpixxx's Adnan Ghalib result in photos worth hundreds of thousands of dollars (which Spears likely saw none of), but she's also said to be paid by pap agency X17.
And, just taking a guess, but Britney's probably not the only one who's got photogs on speed dial.

• We're bad with make-up ourselves, but we're pretty sure Pamela Anderson did something wrong here.
• Britney & Adnad: The break-up video. Hey, it's more appealing than the sex video.
• J. Lo looks kind of conical, but has a nice glow.
• A round-up of Matthew McConaughey exercise pictures. Enjoy them now before he starts gaining sympathy weight.
• Hollywood has aged Lindsay Lohan. Her breasts, along with her tolerance for drugs and alcohol, were among the victims.
• Despite the time difference, Australians have been out and about lately.

The symbiotic relationship between Britney Spears and ethically challenged paparazzi agency X17 continues this week, with the pop fart inviting the agency's photogs into her home to TELL ALL about her relationship with Adnan Ghalib, the lensmen from rival agency Finalpixxx that padded his pocket with sales of photos snapped while the twosome dated.
Late Sunday night, Britney's manager Sam Lufti opened his client's doors to two photogs from X17, which is said to pay Spears under the table to secure exclusive access to her. Though no cameras were allowed, the late night champagne party chatted about how, after a month of dating and buying pregnancy tests together, the duo have ended their relationship … and celebrated with an alleged restraining order.
Though the LAPD says it has yet to receive any request to require Ghalib to keep his distance, Britney's camp insists they're taking the legal route to ensure he stays away.
And how might a restraining order help Britney's relationship … with X17? It potentially could keep competitor Finalpixxx away from their prized subject, since the agency's star paparazzo would be under court order to back off. Or at least use a telephoto lens.
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• Big boobs, small boobs, anorexic, chubby, drunk, soberish, Tara Reid always looks trashy.
• Now that Adnan Glahib is famous, can we talk about that gross facial hair? Sure. It's really gross.
• Note to Katherine Heigl: Wearing a Burberry scarf and Burberry boots is a little chav.
• Lindsay Lohan: What's with this look?
• Amy Winehouse makes a better say no to drugs spot than any cracked egg ever could.
• So does Pete Doherty.
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It's hard to fault Hollywood 411, the new TV Guide channel stab at celebrity gossip programming. We'll give 'em this: They're trying. But just like their unappealing Golden Globes coverage, what's the draw of any show that's split horizontally across the screen while utterly useless channel listings scroll below it?
Which is why they're resorting to the tactic Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, and The Insider have been using since time immemorial: issuing press releases announcing the most minuscule of EXCLUSIVES! Like this one:
HOLLYWOOD 411 will air the first and exclusive interview with Michael Kosik, assistant to the Pastor at the Little Brown Church in Studio City, California.
Kosik describes the incredible scene as Britney descended upon the Little Brown Church yesterday and clears up questions about why she was there.
Also featured is an exclusive interview with the manager of Gaucho Grill, where Spears dined yesterday, who will give us a first hand account of Britney and Adnan and what transpired during their cozy lunch.
So: Britney randomly went to a church with pseudo-boyfriend and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib — and now every intimate detail, including which pew number they sat at, is a scoop. Split horizontally across the screen while utterly useless channel listings scroll below it.
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• Not hot: Jenna Jameson's augmented breasts.
• Naomi Campbell dating Hugo Chavez? Well, they have terrorism in common.
• Britney Spears might marry bf Adnan Ghalib. Take if from Pam Anderson: third time's not the charm.
• Shocker: Lindsay Lohan has a new beau.
• OMG!!! HSM3 is happening 4sur!
• Free time + photoshop = pictures of celebrities on money.




