Hey trembling Americans who have allowed themselves to be pummeled into fearful submission by our government's vague terror alerts and arbitrary mentions of 9/11 (this means you, GIULIANI), have we got some news for you. Recently, Al-Qaeda terrorists endorsed their pick for president via some terrorist Web site (they have those?), and you might be surprised by their choice:
From some unfathomable reason, Google is celebrating it's 10th anniversary with a special 2001 theme that let's you use the search engine of yesteryear. Okay, so it's not exactly 10 years old yet (give it another 3 years), but the engine does harken back to a time before September 11th, when typing in 9/11 just brought back results pertaining to home emergencies.
Also, is it a sign of our spoiled times that we look at Google's search of "1,326,920,000 web pages" and think "how quaint?"
Below, the biggest mindfuck of 2001:
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Liberal talking-head Keith Olbermann, never one prone towards exaggeration, waxes philosophical in the October issue of Playboy: "Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda — worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was." [ICN]
