• Sharon Stone accidentally confuses her dress with a used tampon.

• Jared Leto finally shares his weight loss secret: curry powder and mediocre romps in the sack.

• We never thought we'd actually say this, but Amanda Peet could actually (gulp) benefit from the overpriced services of vapid raisin-face Rachel Zoe.

• Ozzy Osbourne reminds us all you need is sex, drugs, rock n' roll and…Botox?

• A bikini clad Pamela Anderson shows us, Kid Rock why she's still worth sucker-punching Tommy Lee smack in the middle of Alicia Keys' performance at the VMA's for.

• Apparently, the downside to being one of the numerous third world street urchins adopted by Brangelina is you have to sleep in their bed. (Or wait, was that the upside?)

• Since she just landed a TV show, Amanda Peet thought, "hey, now would be a great time to get pregnant." [People]

• Greg Lindsay covers the most unglamorous aspect of Fashion Week: seating the editors. [Mediabistro]

• But they better not get too cozy in those seats. Fashion Week is in danger. Danger we tell you! [Page Six]

• Aw, Jim Nelson. As cute as Jann Wenner, minus the subtle hint of scary. (Click for images and scroll.) [WWD]

• Paris Hilton is pretty forward with ther "naughty bits." Yeah, like we didn't know that one already. [Gatecrasher]

• It takes B-List stars a little longer to catch up to the baby craze. [People]

• If Johnny Damon's gonna be a Yankee, he's gonna need a place to live. Obviously, a place that allows water balloon fights. [NYO]

• Amanda Peet is flicking people off — Lloyd Grove's been off for like a month and this is the best he could come up with? And he's saying "natch," now? Whatev. [Lowdown]

• Can Oprah save Julia Roberts’ marriage? Oh, you don't give a shit, either? [Star]

• The Oxygen network is excludes its gay male audience even further by launching soft-core porn for middle age ladies. The staff at More , however, couldn't be more thrilled. [NYT]