• This whole Anthony Pellicano thing is really funny, until some Vanity Fair journalist gets hurt. [DHD]

• A girl blogs about her life as a hooker in Brazil … [NYT]

• … While another blogs about her life as a hooker for Ron Burkle. Think Nobu and crazy girls who are now pregnant. [Live Journal]

• Things are moving at Ground Zero. No, they are. We're not lying. [AP]

• It wasn't Amy Fischer's fault she shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face. It was totally the ecstasy's fault. [AP]

• Because being attacked by a lightbulb wasn't bad enough, Teri Hatcher then gets attacked by the paparazzi … who mind you have lots of flashing bulbs on their cameras. [TMZ]

• Cheers, WWD. We'll celebrate Peter Braunstein's capture with you all week. But, instead of champagne, we'll probably just be sneaking the leftover Miller Highlife out of our parents' fridge. [Gatecrasher]

• Jessica Joffe leaves her "reporter" post (aka, Peter Kaplan's assistant/office eye candy) at the New York Observer. [WWD]

• It's a tie for lamest cut of the day: Paris Hilton getting blacklisted by LAX and the New Yorker getting blacklisted by Bill O'Reily? [Huffington Post]

• Don't call female reporters chicks. Especially chicks who haven't hatched yet. [Alternet]

• Amy Fischer gives up her column at the Long Island Post. Here's to hoping she hangs on to that gun control mission. [Newsday]