• Star Jones didn't really pocket $30,000 in cash from a non-profit. She just made a donation to her favorite organization: Star Jones' bank account. [via WXYZ]

• Britney spends approximately $16,000 a month on clothes. Who knew it cost so much to look so cheap?

• Congratulations, Matthew Perry! That trademark thin-lipped snarl of yours is finally catching on.

• Oh, no! Jennifer Connelly has a run in her dress. Fortunately, it's still hotter than the Jennifer Convertible she wore last week.

• Despite having retired years ago without ever having won a major, Anna Kournikova is still the face (and more importantly, the body) of women's tennis.

• Does Nick Lachey love Vanessa Minnillo enough to marry her without making her sign a prenup? (Also, does the "If you really loved me, you wouldn't make me sign a prenup" line ever actually work?)

• Could it be that Star magazine was mistaken when they claimed that Britney had already hit rock bottom?

• We've got $100,000 that says celebrities have way too much time, money on their hands. Any takers?

• Is Noah Wyle still hot?

• Who says Brad Pitt can't play against type?

• Does Anna Kournikova ever wear clothes?

• The sky is falling! No, wait, that's just Teri Hatcher's face.

• We don't have to travel back in time to remind ourselves that Kevin Federline is a weasel.

• Is it wrong that we like Ryan Reynolds even more now that we now he has zero plans to adopt an African orphan anytime in the near future?

• Maria Sharapova may have lost only 2 games so far in 4 straight sets of tennis, but Anna Kournikova's still the only one who can carry off a potato sack.

• Britney Spears to disappear. Sheesh, it's about frickin' time!

• For the last time, Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans are not dating, okay? They're just getting ridiculously drunk and then fucking afterwards.

• Producers are still looking for the next Biggie Smalls. And apparently, it's not this guy.

Don't you just hate it when you make some sort of dumb joke about how you "can never find extra-small condoms," and then all of a sudden, BAM! First, the gossip columns start reporting about how you're "under-endowed" and then a rep from LifeStyle condoms offers you a job modeling their "snuggle fit" prophylactics.

Yep, it must really suck to be Enrique Iglesias.

He must just go home to his giant diamond-encrusted mansion, tell his personal gourmet chef, "No Pierre, I'm not hungry tonight," and then cry himself to sleep every single night over those totally believable extra-small-penis rumors.

You know, when he's not having marathon sex with Anna Kournikova.

• According to Pamela Anderson, "40 is the new 20." Which is funny, because that's exactly what her plastic surgeon said.

• Matthew McConaughey convinces C-list actresses to "take off their tops" for the sake of art.

• LSD has always been known for its psychedelic goodness. But who knew its lesser known side effects include amazing 60's hair??

• Ashley Olsen continues to adhere to her all-Starbucks diet.

• These pics of Enrique Iglesias with Anna Kournikova remind us that even second-rate tennis stars aren't immune to "settling."

• Paris Hilton's new cellmate is way better than that anal retentive Asian chick you roomed with freshman year.

• Kirsten Dunst battles Drew Barrymore for top "honors" on the Top 10 Creepy Kids list. Related: that chick from The Exorcist had our vote with her first profanity-laced Satanic rant.

• The bad news is, Anna Kournikova seems to think she's still married. The good news is, she could be wrong.

• Kate Winslet leaves her Revolutionary Road trailer in NYC; her stylist begs her to return immediately.

• The cast of Ocean's 13 continues with the witty banter, and "we just don't give a shit" jokes.

• Disney to Sony: Suck it, bitch.