Richie, Reportedly 3 Months Pregnant, Is Still 'Much, Much Thinner Than You Were In High School'

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Have you heard? It's so exciting! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (a.k.a. "MadRich") are unexpectedly expecting! Which explains why Richie's been looking like such a big fat heifer these days.

In any event, TMZ and In Touch have officially confirmed the pregnancy (presumably by sending paparazzi in to capture the baby's very first sonogram) though the real credit goes to those eagle-eyed National Enquirer staffers, who spotted the baby-bump only minutes after Madden's seed implanted itself into Richie's surprisingly fertile uterus.

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Jul 3, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 2 Responses