• Zac Efron dresses up as Katie Holmes for Halloween.
• And speaking of makeovers, Neal Boulton's apparently tired of people confusing him for a lesbian rocker circa 1993.
• If Gisele Bundchen was photographed picking her wedgie today, does that mean Bar Refaeli is going to be photographed doing the same thing tomorrow?
• Collagen injections are just like potato chips: you can't have just one. Unlike potato chips, however, if you don't get your fill you'll end up with a pursed pucker that resembles a "deflated balloon."
After splitting with his Israeli ex Bar Refaeli, Leo DiCaprio (still recovering from his breakup with longterm lady love Gisele Bundchen) was spotted trolling for new model-slash-girlfriends to take his mind off Bar Gisele. Meanwhile, Refaeli was up to her old tricks again, namely cementing her status as Gisele's second-tier replacement.
LEONARDO DiCaprio is looking for a new model - he's split with his post-Gisele Bundchen babe, Bar Refaeli. On Friday night at Sweet Paradise on Orchard Street, DiCaprio was with Josh Hartnett checking out the arm candy at the after-party for the new skateboarding film "Nothing But the Truth." And, in an odd twist, Refaeli's new squeeze is surfer Kelly Slater, who dated Bundchen after she and the "Titanic" star broke up.
If Leo's having difficulty finding true love, we have a feeling it might be because (a) let's be honest, he's put on a few, (b) he starred in one of the longest, cheesiest (and most incessantly mocked) chick flicks of our time, and (c) being a "modelizer," he's only willing to date approximately .0005% of the world's population.
In a stunning confession, Bar Refaeli admits she'd rather be a world-renowned model, overpaying for an apartment in the West Village and sleeping with a famous Hollywood movie star than a fallen soldier lying, bleeding to death, in the trenches.
LEONARDO DiCaprio's Israeli model girl friend, Bar Refaeli, dodged her country's mandatory military service - and couldn't be prouder. "I don't regret not having been drafted . . .because I made out big," she told an Israeli paper. "Why is it good to die for one's country? Isn't it better to live in New York?"
Of course it is! Because, as everyone knows, enlistment in the IDF (Israeli Defense Forcee) is mandatory for both sexes. But, as every Israeli citizen knows, the combat roles are completely voluntary for women.
But yeah, faced with the prospect of army fatigues, same-sex barracks and kitchen duty, we can sort of see how you'd look at couture gowns, Leo DiCaprio and fully catered black-tie galas as total "lifesavers."
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