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Which celebrity sibling who can't stay out of trouble has a girlfriend-of-record, but also a much-talked about romantic incident involving a same-sex pal in the Hamptons last summer?

In a few years, this could be about Linsday Lohan's little sister, or even Dakota Fanning's. But not yet. There are only a few celebrity siblings who are famous for their own troubles and most of them live on the west coast.

So which celebrity sibling swings both ways?

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• Barron Hilton gets arrested for DUI. And a proud tradition continues.

• OMG! Amy Smart has nipples.

• Jenny McCarthy isn't pregnant. And the sun isn't about to explode, either.

• Marilyn Manson's new absinthe, "Mansinthe," takes like "Manson jizz." We've never tried Manson jizz, but as a rule absinthe is kind of gross.

• Christina Aguilera had a baby, now with pictures.

The most vehement example of PageSix.com's mission to take on TMZ.com is going on right now, with Barron Hilton's DUI arrest this morning, where he allegedly mowed over a gas pump attendant while pulling in the station.

Both sites are sending out breaking email news alerts, posting furiously on their sites, and claiming exclusives, though neither is offering much information the other isn't.

At 1:02pm EST, TMZ lead with news of the arrest at 8:30am. By 1:08pm, they had updated their story after speaking with police, and received a description of the car he was driving (a black Mercedes), that he had a passenger in the car, and that he was in the middle of being booked. At 1:21pm, they were reporting no drugs or paraphernalia had been found in the car.

PageSix.com's post timestamp has their first story on the matter at 1:44pm, with a family insider said to have delivered the scoop. By 2:01pm they could "exclusively reveal" Hilton "allegedly struck a garage worker with his car early this morning as he careened into a 76 gas station off the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu." (TMZ had the news at 1:25pm.) They've also got the attendant's name, Fernando Pellez, and a quote: "I was knocked to the ground. The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn't walk straight."

And at 2:32pm, they had older sister Paris' reaction: "I am sad for my little brother. I hear he is doing OK. I am there for him and will be speaking to him in an hour or so hopefully to lend my support." Though TMZ had, at 1:26pm, received a statement by papa Rick.

LIKE SISTER Eighteen-year-old Barron Hilton nabs his first DUI, extinguishing any hope the Hilton scarlet letter would end with Paris. [TMZ]

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boycott \BOY-kaht\ verb : to engage in a concerted refusal to have dealings with (as a person, store, or organization) usually to express disapproval or to force acceptance of certain conditions

We'd like to start a boycott on Barron Hilton, to stop his fame before it starts, but spoiled hotel heirs are too engaging to ignore.

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• Eddie Murphy might get married this weekend.

• Barron Hilton might smoke pot, which is so shocking for a teenager growing up wealthy in Manhattan.

• Johnny Depp may have a bad case of equinophobia. That's a fear of horses, stupid.

• Nicolette Sheridan is maybe the hottest 75-year-old ever.

• Casey Aldridge may not be responsible for Jamie Lynn Spears's baby.

• Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson may have nipples. JK! They totally have nipples.

Barron Hilton has a social life. In fact, he might have hooked up this weekend with some other famous person’s kid. You can read about it here, but we’ve washed our hands of this story, though sadly not of this family.

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