We’re all about charity here at Jossip. That’s why we give money in the tip jar at Starbucks and have partnered with Bid 2 Beat AIDS for their auction for the third straight year.

An Amy Winehouse signature is a special thing. Pretty soon, she’ll be too coked up to even sign her name. (By the way, we’re trying not to cross the line here, so appreciate our restraint.) So think of this Amy Winehouse "Back to Black" Signed CD as a limited edition commodity, sure to go up in value as the years go on. Not only will you be donating to a worthy cause, but in 20 years, you could take this CD on Antiques Roadshow and find out it's worth enough to remodel your kitchen.

**Jossip has teamed up with the non-profit LIFEbeat and the Bid 2 Beat AIDS charity auction to raise awareness and provide support to the AIDS community. All funds generated go directly to LIFEbeat**

We’re all about charity here at Jossip. That’s why we give money in the tip jar at Starbucks and have partnered with Bid 2 Beat AIDS for their auction for the third straight year.

Back in the fall of 2004, we had an internship at [redacted]. During the night of the election, one of our co-workers wore a "Vote For Pedro" shirt. This was before we had seen Napoleon Dynamite and before we had graduated from college. Naturally, we were intimidated by this guy's superior knowledge of the geo-political situation. We didn't even know what Pedro was running for. Anyway, don't let our traumatic experience with Napoleon Dynamite stop you from bidding on this poster signed by star Jon Heder.

**Jossip has teamed up with the non-profit LIFEbeat and the Bid 2 Beat AIDS charity auction to raise awareness and provide support to the AIDS community. All funds generated go directly to LIFEbeat**

We’re all about charity here at Jossip. That’s why we give money in the tip jar at Starbucks and have partnered with Bid 2 Beat AIDS for their auction for the third straight year.

Today’s featured item, a poster of the Number 23 signed by Jim Carrey. The Number 23 reminds us of a more optimistic time. Jim Carrey showed remarkable emotional range in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Virginia Madsen seemed posed to start a new career after Sideways. And yet 23 ended up being a movie about a guy who obsessed with Michael Jordan's jersey number. Still, bid on it for the memories!

**Jossip has teamed up with the non-profit LIFEbeat and the Bid 2 Beat AIDS charity auction to raise awareness and provide support to the AIDS community. All funds generated go directly to LIFEbeat**

We’re all about charity here at Jossip. That’s why we give money in the tip jar at Starbucks and have partnered with Bid 2 Beat AIDS for their auction for the third straight year.

Today’s featured item is a Mean Girls poster signed by the only actress from the movie getting work, Rachel McAdams. Mean Girls might have started as a Lindsay Lohan vehicle, but it ended up being Rachel McAdams's breakthrough role. As Queen Bee Regina George, McAdam taught us just how hard it is to be mean.

**Jossip has teamed up with the non-profit LIFEbeat and the Bid 2 Beat AIDS charity auction to raise awareness and provide support to the AIDS community. All funds generated go directly to LIFEbeat**

We’re all about charity here at Jossip. That’s why we give money in the tip jar at Starbucks and have partnered with Bid 2 Beat AIDS for their auction for the third straight year.

Today’s featured item, a signed copy of the Dreamgirls soundtrack, enables you to travel back to a simpler time, before the rise of HD, TMZ and Dr. 90210, when big hair and glittery costumes reigned supreme and plastic surgery was something only ugly people did. So go ahead, bid now. Do it because it's the right thing to do. And because "And I Am Telling You For The Last Time, I'm I'm Not Going" is the new "I Will Survive." And, more importantly, because it was signed by the movie's undisputed star: Beyonce Knowles Oscar Award winner Jennifer Hudson.

**Jossip has teamed up with the non-profit LIFEbeat and the Bid 2 Beat AIDS charity auction to raise awareness and provide support to the AIDS community. All funds generated go directly to LIFEbeat**

We’re all about charity here at Jossip. That’s why we give money in the tip jar at Starbucks and have partnered with Bid 2 Beat AIDS for their auction for the third straight year.

Today’s item, a signed script of Grey’s Anatomy, reminds us of happier times, when Katherine Heigl was part of an assemble cast, not a jaded leading actress who dissed on the movie that made her famous. Anyway, bid on this script. With any luck, there will be a secret page that explains why the show isn't spelled "Gray's Anatomy," like the book.

Jossip has teamed up with the non-profit LIFEbeat and the Bid 2 Beat AIDS charity auction to raise awareness and provide support to the AIDS community. All funds generated go directly to LIFEbeat.

Not only did Mariah Carey manage to emancipate herself from all that glitter, she also leads the Grammy nominations alongside Kayne West and John Legend with eight nods. Know what that means? It's a perfect time for some Mariah merchandise, such as a hand signed Emancipation of Mimi poster. (There's also lots more Mariah wares, if you're interested.)

You obsession with pop divas supports Jossip's team up with Bid 2 Beat AIDS, the eBay charity auction benefiting LIFEBeat. Keep in mind, most of the items are ending on Sunday, so get your bids in over the weekend before this huge celebrity schwag bag disappears forever. (Or, like, until next year.)

Hand Signed "Emancipation of Mimi" Promo Poster [eBay]
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Sure, Madonna may not be up for any Grammys, but that's because of album release deadlines and not her contrived attempts at a comeback, you fools! And as well all know, Confessions on a Dance Floor is so totally going to sweep at the 2007 Grammys. So now's the time to get your hands on some unique Madge merch before she becomes so popular you can't afford it.

Luckily, her celebrity is in retrograde, so we're encouraging you to pick up a signed copy of her Kabbalah propaganda book Lotsa De Casha before her star status rebounds and, once again, you're scouring eBay for even a concert poster just to get a taste of Esther.

Your bid will help Jossip support LIFEBeat's Bids 2 Beat AIDS auction — and bring you that much closer to completing your holiday shopping.

MADONNA Signed "Lotsa de Casha" Book [eBay]
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Know what would go great with your invite to the opening of Pacha tonight? An original invite to the opening of Studio 54, dated April 26, 1977 ‐ otherwise known as the day Ian Schrager officially started taking over New York. Just remember, if you're planning to take a shower at Pacha, put your invite in a plastic bag.

You never know if LIFEBeat will be asking you to donate it in years to come for another Jossip teamup for Bid 2 Beat AIDS, the online charity auction whose proceeds will benefit HIV-AIDS research and support projects.

STUDIO 54 OPENING NIGHT Invite [eBay]
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So that bottle of Lindsay Lohan ketchup didn't whet your appetite? Lil' Kim's watch didn't rock your socks off? Then perhaps Denise Rich's Emanuel Ungaro Paris dress with matching wrap will give you the "serious va va voom" that Vogue.com thinks it will.

Throw in some Joan Rivers gift packages that you don't need to flip on QVC to get your hands on and you'll practically need your own personal body guard for a night out at Marquee.

It's all a part of our indiscretion with Bid 2 Beat AIDS, the charity auction funding LIFEBeat's HIV-AIDS support efforts. And even if you're not in the buying mood, at least visit the auction listing to find out what dress size Denise Rich is. And no, it's not a 6.

DENISE RICH UNGARO GOWN & WRAP [eBay]
Joan Rivers Ultimate Gift Packages [eBay]
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We may not be able to offer you Lindsay Lohan's smashed Mercedes, but a signed bottle of her own ketchup? C'mon, that's so much better!

And if you get your bid in before Dec. 11, said bottle of Heinz's "Burger-Licious" with Lindsay's scrawl could be yours. (Note: Due to health concerns, the ketchup may very well be unhealthy for you to actually eat. It's, like, just about past the expiration date.)

It's all part of our team up with the Bid 2 Beat AIDS eBay auction to benefit LIFEBeat. And since it's our goal to generate as much cash for their efforts, we'd also like to point you to the opportunity to have your outgoing voicemail message be recorded by none other than Bradford Shellhammer, blogger extraordinaire and the editor of Jossip's gay blog Queerty.

The most amusing part? Bradford's vocals already have three bids — and there are nine days left.

LINDSAY LOHAN Signed Ketchup Bottle [eBay]
BRADFORD SHELLHAMMER Voice Mail Message [eBay]
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Yesterday we kicked off our promotion with Bid 2 Beat AIDS's charity auction with tickets to the premieres of both Brokeback Mountain and The Producers.

And today being World AIDS Day and the official start of the eBay bidding, we're not about to stop plugging items worthwhile of your Centurion card, goes toward support LIFEBeat.

Today we're pointing you to Lil' Kim's diamond watch from her own line. And with Kim in prison, you know this has some collector's value to it.

Lil' Kim donated this beautiful diamond watch from her Royalty by Lil' Kim line. It comes in a pink leather presentation box with an additional white band not normally offered with this watch. Both the watch face and the interior and exterior of the box are emblazoned with Kim's Queen Bee logo. Lil' Kim signed the box. Without the additional band (and not considering the value of the autograph), this watch retails for $1200.

Help kick off the bidding with a low $600 offer and you'll sleep easier, knowing you've done your mitzvah for the day.

Bid 2 Beat AIDS LIL' KIM DIAMOND WATCH [eBay]
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Granted, we may not be the most giving of websites out there, but sometimes we do find a heart and a soul at the same sample sale. Today is one of those days.

Jossip (and our big drag queen cuz Queerty) has teamed up with co-sponsors MTV, Yahoo!, Sirius and Borders to support Bid 2 Beat AIDS, an auction that (officially) kicks off tomorrow on World AIDS Day and benefits – you guessed it! – AIDS-related causes and charities.

But this isn't just any old auction where the best you can hope for is an old stereo speaker in need of repair. The Bid 2 Beat AIDS auction is stuffed with celebrity schwag, from MTV Movie Awards podiums to a mega-signatured Vespa and all the Lindsay Lohan memorabilia a tween could want.

So we're not asking you to do something egregiously outside yourself like volunteer you time. Nope, we just want your credit card number and a desire to help those in need. Starting tomorrow, when the auction kicks off, and everyday through the bidding we'll feature an item that you must do your damndest to win, ya hear?

Actually, we're going to start right now with two big ticket items: Premiere tickets to both Brokeback Mountain and The Producers. Be the first among your friends to watch Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger get their freak on together, or rub Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane's on-screen team up in the faces of your coworkers.

Just bid, you celeb-obssessed fools, and raise some cash for T-cells.

Bid 2 Beat AIDS
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Auction Item Photo Gallery [Flickr]